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Dipper, Mabel, you, Soos and Wendy run into the Mystery Shack screaming as the other yell back.
"Yaaaahhhh!!"
Dipper: Wait.
Dipper, you, and Mabel: Grunkle Stan! (Run to him)
Stan: Kids! I can't believe it! I thought I lost you two! And Y/N!
You jumped on his back hugging him with a wide smile.
Soos: (Hugs Stan) Mr. Pines! It's really you! I've been hugging strangers to practice for this moment.
Wendy: (Slams into Stan for a hug) We missed you, you old codger!
Stan: (Chuckles) I've missed you knuckleheads, too. It's good to have you back.
Dipper: So...what's everyone doing here? (Gasps as some Lilliputtians run past him)
Mabel: Yeah there's like monsters and gnomes, and is Pacifica wearing a potato sack?
You: oh wow....PFT- (covers mouth)
Pacifica: Hey! Even in a sack I still look better than you.
Multi-Bear: It's...it's a long story.
Wax Larry King: (In the vents) Hey, is anyone gonna feed me? Larry King's disembodied wax head wants num-nums.
Grenda: We're trying to ration our food, remember? (As Wax Larry King chews on her hair) Uhhh...it's happening again.
Multi-bear: (Closes the vents)
Pituitaur: (Looking out the door) Hey, everyone! Eye-bat!
Everyone gasps.
Gnome: Evasive maneuvers!
Stan: (Slams the door and grabs Dipper, you, and Mabel) Shhh, keep it down.
The refugees scatter.
Gnome: Hit the lights!
Outside, an eye-bat turns a scampering raccoon into stone and flies off with it.
Stan: (Lights a match and throws it into a can, illuminating the shack, revealing the people sitting around the room) Welcome to what's left of normal around here. Home base.
The screen pans across the various people hiding in the Mystery Shack.
Toby Determined: (As a gnome pulls a dart out of him) Ow!
Greggy C.: We have...
Sev'ral Timez: (Singing:) Several injuries! (Clutch their injuries) Oh, ow...
Chubby Z.: Ow, my liver, girl!
Dipper: Ah! Rumble McSkirmish? (Hides behind you clutching your shoulders)
You: (pulls out axe swinging it)
Rumble: Do not be afraid. Weirdmageddon has taught me, there are some battles I cannot win. I am now Humble McSkirmish. (A digital "-50 despair" pops up next to Rumble)
Mabel: Grunkle Stan, how'd this all happen?
You: Yeah what happened?
Stan: So I was hammering signs out back when the sky started vomiting nightmares. I listen to a lot of AM radio so I knew what this meant: the end of the world.
✨Flashback of Stan running inside as the weirdness wave descends✨
Stan: What I didn't expect was what happened next.
The totem pole comes to life and attempts to attack the house, but hits a dome around it
Stan: Turns out whatever you and my brother did to the shack with your unicorn voodoo made the crazy place invincible to weirdness. (The totem pole falls over)
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