⭐️NO ONE'S POV:⭐️
Scene starts at Wendy's house, where Dipper, you, and Wendy are watching Nearly Almost Dead But Not Quite!
Trixandra: What do we do, Chadley? I thought they were dead!
Chadley: Far worse, Trixandra! They're... Nearly Almost Dead But Not Quite!
Trixandra: (Screams)
Dipper: Man, these movies are a lot less scary when you've actually fought real zombies.
You nodded while munching on popcorn.
Wendy Corduroy: (To the TV:) They're slow! Just power-walk away from them!
Dipper: (Pokes you with his elbow) How much you want to bet that guy dies first?
You shrugged chuckling
Dipper: (mind) score! Made them laugh.
TV: (Chomping noise)
Chadley: Aah! My face is being eaten a lot!
Wendy, you, and Dipper: (Laugh)
Wendy Chadley ain't pretty no more.
(Wendy's phone buzzes)
Wendy: One second. (Grabs phone) Ugh, another text from Robbie!
Dipper: Oh, yeah! Robbie. How's, uh, how's all that going? (Making circles with his finger)
You nodded with a "Pelp as you felt awkward more frequently since Gideon...
Wendy: Ugh, I'm over him, I just wish he was over me! Just look at these texts. (Shows Dipper and you her phone) Winky frown? What does that even mean?
You: yikes...
Dipper: And you're not...
You: (Cough) not like, seeing any other guys or...
Wendy: Of course I am, meet my new boyfriend, dudes. (Hugs plush walrus which sqeuaks)
Dipper: (Laughs) Right, right.
Dipper turns to you who is still munching on the popcorn. He wipes his hand on his shirt before he grabs your hand making you look at him curiously.
Dipper: (Nervous laugh) So, I was wondering if maybe you wanted to maybe if, you know, you and me, whatever. I mean if maybe you (Grimaces) wanted to join me and Mabel on this mystery hunt tomorrow? Conspiracy stuff and all that? That's all.
Your eyes lit up which made dipper blush as you nodded.
You: Sure man! As long as Wendy comes.
Wendy: Yeah, dude. I love doing junk with friends. Especially with this derp! (Ruffles your head) Dipper I'm glad your friends with them. (To TV:) Yo Chadley, watch out!
Dipper: Yeah, 'cause that's what we are. (Looks at a note he had written about confessing his crush on you) It's all we'll ever be. (Crumples it up, lies back on Wendy's bed) Friends.
Wendy: (Casually) Dude, you're laying on my bra.
Dipper: (Screams)
You: (laughs)
🎶🎧theme song.🎧🎶
Workmen are fixing up the nearly destroyed Mystery Shack.
Stan: Hey, easy with that, it's genuine plastic! And repave the cracks in the parking lot while you're at it! (Looking into chasm) I don't want my car falling into China!
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DERPY KIND! Gravity falls (reader insert)
FanfictionA derpy and nonchalant 12 year old goes on the adventures of this wacky town with the pine twins. Not knowing the cost of earning people's heart and trust, your derpy and adhd self is quite the catch. Mable: CAN WE KEEP THEM?! Dipper: WHAT?! I mea...
