If The Bots/Cons Had Discord

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Miko: Hey everyone! What's up?

Y/N: Miko is this really a good idea?

Bumblebee: When does Miko ever have a good idea?

Steeljaw: And why are we here with these autobots?

Thunderhoof: You mean autobums.

Sideswipe: Watch it big antlers.

Thunderhoof: What'd yous just say?

Y/N: Anyway, so you're all here now. Aside from the underaged minicons. How is everyone doing today?

Grimlock: Awesome. I got to punch stuff today.

Strongarm: Horrible. Sideswipe pranked me. It's a nightmare dealing with him

Sideswipe: Please, I deal with you everyday, Ms.Rulebook

Strongarm: Who are you calling a rulebook, punk?!

Bumblebee: Sigh.. not again

Miko: Are they always like this?

Bumblebee: It's like dealing with two teenaged kids.

Jack: It's like dealing with Miko every time she escaped the base and got herself into trouble

Miko: Hey!

Y/N: Jack when did you get here?

Jack: I dislike social media so I was just lurking

Y/N: Okay then, anyone else here? Where is everyone? 

Drift: I'm here. I just have nothing to say. How does one even use this ridiculous app? It's unnecessary

Sideswipe: You're just old and don't know how to have fun

Drift: Are you calling me boring?

Fracture: You ARE boring

Grimlock: He got you there teamie

Drift: I am not your teamie

Grimlock: He just doesn't wanna admit it

Y/N: You and Thunderhoof would get along well. Both grumpy and hate having fun

Thunderhoof: ...

Steeljaw: Thunderhoof's only way of having fun is beating up Clampdown

Bumblebee: Just like Sideswipe's only way of having fun is by annoying everybody like all little brothers do in a family

Strongarm: Mostly me..

Sideswipe: Especially you. Not my fault you're too easy to prank or annoy

Y/N: I get the feeling if ever left alone with Miko those two would escape base and cause trouble everywhere together.

Bumblebee, Jack and Strongarm: Definitely

Fracture: Why are we here anyway? 

Y/N: Don't look at me. This was Miko's idea. And half her ideas are stupid

Miko: So we can all be friends and get along. Duh! All you guys did was fight each other and cause explosions

Thunderhoof: I will never get along with autobots

Sideswipe:

Thunderhoof: I was never your friend

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Thunderhoof: I was never your friend

Y/N: Uh oh Sideswipe has figured out about memes. Now he's definitely gonna annoy everyone

Steeljaw: Memes? 

Miko: 

Steeljaw:

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Steeljaw: ...

Underbite: Ha! Describes that green dinobot perfectly

Grimlock: Now that's just mean.. I can be smart

Fracture: The only thing you're good at is punching

Grimlock: Maybe

Y/N: Gordon Ramsay meme. Classic choice

Bumblebee: Who?

Y/N: You bots wouldn't understand. Watch Hell's Kitchen then you will (great show btw)

Strongarm: Maybe I should put two bread slices on Sideswipes face and call him an idiot bot

Sideswipe: Look in a mirror then you'll see who's the real idiot here

Strongarm: Take that back you punk!

Sideswipe: Hm let me think, no

Y/N:  It amazes me how he's still in one piece after all the things he says or does to everyone

Drift: That immatureness will be the reason he offlines some day

Bumblebee: It's Sideswipe we're talking about. He'll learn eventually

Sideswipe: Yeah and now if you'll all excuse me I have some bots to prank. Oh and it totally isn't Strongarm

Strongarm: SIDESWIPE!

Y/N: Well they're gone now. Probably fighting in the scrapyard as we speak

Steeljaw: Perhaps we should go pay them a visit

Bumblebee: Don't even think about it Steeljaw. You're not gonna hurt anyone

Steeljaw: Would I ever do such a thing? We haven't done anything since we met Y/N

Thunderhoof: And i've had enough of being arrested. I ain't going back in a stasis pod 

Bumblebee: You're still decepticons

Underbite: And you have a dinobot who was also a criminal

Y/N: He does have a point. Besides the war is over now

Bumblebee: That's different

Miko: But they're good guys now right? So I say we come over to the scrapyard, bring pizza and play games together!

Underbite: Is it crunchy?

Miko: Are you kidding? The crust is the BEST part of pizza

Y/N: Pizza does sound pretty good right about now

Fracture: Would be nice to see the look on Drift's face when he loses

Drift: Playing games is childish. But, I shall accept your challenge

Miko: Then it's settled! We're coming over

Bumblebee: But Miko I-

Y/N: No use trying to get her to stop Bee. She's already gone. And we should all leave too

Bumblebee: Yeah.. she's nothing but trouble. But that's just how she is. And honestly, i'm okay with that


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A/N: This chapter kinda sucks but I thought it'd be a little funny scenario. Actually it would make a fun book idea. Maybe in the future 👀

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