stolen from tumblr
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matt - so i was thinking about a springtime wedding, or a fall wedding would work too as long as it's not too cold. you following what i'm saying?
y/n - what are you talking about?
matt - y/n. our wedding.
y/n - matt, we're not even engaged yet
matt - ...so that's what i forgot to do last night
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y/n - you know what day it is today?
matt - bother chris and nick day?
y/n - that's the 27th, try again
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y/n - my throat hurts
matt - who asked you to scream that loud last night?
y/n - it's all your fault
matt - hey, not my fault i'm that good
y/n - YOU FUCKING CHEATED. NO ONE BEATS ME AT UNO. NO. ONE.
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matt after figuring out he's in love with
y/n - prepared to be loved, bitch
