Al: *sleeping in his room*
Maya: *goes into Al's room* Hey, Al.
Al: *snores*
Maya: Al!
Al: *snores louder*
Maya: HEY, AL!!
Al: *snores even louder*
Maya: GET THE FUCK UP. *throws Al's nailed bat at his head*
Al: OW. WHAT THE FUCK, MAYA?!
Maya: Jfc it takes you forever to get up. =_=
Al: BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO- Wait. Jfc? What the fuck is that?
Maya: Hoe, don't do it.
Al: *taps his finger on his chin* Jersey fried chicken?
Maya: Oh mah gawd. *facepalms* No. It means Jesus fucking Christ. Nevermind that. I have some pretty bad news for you...
Al: *sits up in his bed* What is it?
Maya: Well... *takes a few steps back* Someone by the name of Arubis_Mist has bombed all of the veggie - grills near this area.
Al: QAQ. . . *heart shatters into a million pieces onto the floor*
Maya: Damn it Al. Somebody's gonna cut their feet.
Al: *grabs Maya by her shoulders* MAYA, WE HAVE A TERRORIST ON OUR HANDS.
Maya: @-@ Wat?
Al: THIS CRIMINAL MUST BE STOPPED. *grabs nailed bat off of his bed*
Maya: Oh shit! *runs downstairs into the kitchen*
Matt: *is making pancakes*
Maya: MATT. YOU GOTTA HELP.
Matt: *sighs* What now, Maya?
Maya: AL IS GONNA KILL SOMEBODY.
Matt: And I should be worried because? Did you forget that we all are killers?
Maya: .-. Maybe
Matt: =_= . . . *flips a pancake*
Maya: *imaginary lightbulb appears above Maya's head* But Matt! Al's gonna kill somebody whose intentions are to rescue all of the animals that are being hunted in the woods!
Matt: . . . . (ﾉಥ益ಥ)ﾉ WE MUST STOP THAT MONSTER.
Maya: *Can't believe her plan actually worked* WELL GO GET HIM.
Al: *runs down the stairs and swings open the door*
Matt: *holds Al's arms back* I SHALL NOT LET YOU DESTROY OUR WOODS, AL.
Al: *is stuggling to escape more than Maya's struggle in life* WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, MATT?! LET ME GO KILL THE BASTARD.
Matt: I WON'T LET YOOOOUU. *wrestles Al on the floor*
Maya: Trololololol~ Okay well that's it for this chapter. Please don't forget to vote and ask questions in the comments section. You guys should totally ask 18+ questions. It can involve ships or other things. All is welcomed! See ya~ ^_^
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