𖤐⏤͟͟͞͞A Guardians' Mother⏤͟͟͞͞☆ (Sans Au x Single!mother!reader)

❆⏤͟͟͞͞ᝯׁ֒hׁׅ֮ꭈׁׅꪱׁׁׁׅׅׅׅ꯱tׁׅꩇׁׅ֪݊ ɑׁׅׅ꯱ ׅ꯱℘ꫀׁׅܻ݊ᝯׁ֒ꪱׁׁׁׅׅׅɑׁׅᥣׁׅ֪⏤͟͟͞͞❆

〖3rd POV〗
Today was Christmas and the children wanted to make something special for their dear mother! And what better present than making a bloody feast for their beloved mother-!

〔In the kitchen〕

"I'm telling you Klaus! The recipe doesn't need that much salt! It's a god damn cheesecake for goodness sake!" Karin yelled at her twin brother furiously, Klaus
sticks his tongue out at his twin sister "It does too! Look! It says in the recipe that it needs 8 tablespoons of salt!" He pointed out to the recipe book, Karin growls and smacked him upside the head.

"Idiot! It says 1/8 TEASPOON OF SALT! NOT FUCKIN' 8 TABLESPOONS OF SALT!" She yells at him "Ack-! DON'T HIT ME-! I'M TRYING OK-?! I TOLD YOU WE SHOULD'VE VOLUNTEERED FOR HELPING TO MAKE THE MEAT PIE INSTEAD-!" Klaus argued back, the next thing they knew, ingredients started flying everywhere as a brawl broke out between them-

〔Meanwhile with Horror bros and Killer in an alleyway〕

"How about that human? She looks tender enough to eat!" Killer points to a woman across the street where they could see from their spot, Mars stared at the human before slowly shaking his head "No.....too...dirty..." Sugar nods in agreement "He's right! That human has too much makeup on, too much chemicals in her meat." Sugar explains, his voice quieter than usual so they wouldn't be discovered hiding in the alleyway, Killer looks around more before pointing at a guy jogging past "How bout' him? He seems good enough."

Mars shakes his head again "No.....meat..too firm...." Killer groans before randomly pointing at a human instead, starting to get frustrated "Then how bout' them-?!" Mars examines the human before finally nodding "Yes....meat is tender....juicy..." Killer throws his hands up in the air "Finally! Now, let's go kill em' so we can get home and provide the meat for the meat pie!" Killer says as he prepares his knife, Mars readies his axe and Sugar readies his daggers that their mom gave as a gift.

〔Meanwhile with the rest of the group〕

"Hey boss! The oven's not working!" Cross yelled out to Nightmare as Error kicked the oven in frustration, he looks away from decorating the cupcakes with Dusk and Dream "What do you mean it isn't working?! It was working just fine when we used it! Did you check the gas?!" Nightmare replied before focusing back on decorating the cupcakes.

"I did it's-!" He checks the gas as he spoke before seeing that it was actually off "....off....oh-" Error glared at Cross "Ỵ̛̖͋͢o̯̱̊͊͢ư̡͕̭̇ f̵͖̜̉ͅư̡͕̭̇c͕͗ͤ̕̕ḳ̯͍̑ͦỉ͔͖̜͌ṇ̤͛̒̍' ỉ͔͖̜͌ḑ̴̞͛̒ỉ͔͖̜͌o̯̱̊͊͢t̲̂̓ͩ̑." Cross glared back at him "Oh shut up Error! You also didn't realize it was fuckin' off the whole time!" Error scoffs "T̨͈͗̌ͥs̠҉͍͊ͅḳ̯͍̑ͦ! L̸̖̽̌͂ẹ̿͋̒̕t̲̂̓ͩ̑'s̠҉͍͊ͅ j̪̟̮̔ͩư̡͕̭̇s̠҉͍͊ͅt̲̂̓ͩ̑ f̵͖̜̉ͅỉ͔͖̜͌ṇ̤͛̒̍ỉ͔͖̜͌s̠҉͍͊ͅḣ̖̻͛̓ẹ̿͋̒̕ḑ̴̞͛̒ t̲̂̓ͩ̑ḣ̖̻͛̓ẹ̿͋̒̕ ḑ̴̞͛̒ā̤̓̍͘ḿ̬̏ͤͅṇ̤͛̒̍ c͕͗ͤ̕̕ā̤̓̍͘ḳ̯͍̑ͦẹ̿͋̒̕ ā̤̓̍͘l̙͖̑̾ͣr̴̨̦͕̝ẹ̿͋̒̕ā̤̓̍͘ḑ̴̞͛̒y҉̃̀̋̑."

〔Meanwhile with Dust〕

Dust was decorating the house which he was SUPPOSED to do with Dawn but he went out and hasn't come back yet so he decided to call him.

*𝚁𝙸𝙽𝙶**𝚁𝙸𝙽𝙶*

"Hello?" He starts off

"Hey brother, what's up?" Dawn answered over the phone as he looked at the masses of soup on the shelves-

"I need your help decorating, can you come here?" Dust asked

"I can't. I'm buying clothes..." Dawn replied

"Alright, well hurry up and get over here!" Dust said, urging him to hurry up

"I can't find them...." Dawn replied in an awkward manner