"How about now?" Steven performed a rather clumsy spin and flashed her a sexy smile before strutting over to place his hands on her hips.
Connie crossed arms and gave him a playful grin. "Nope, still dry as a bone."
He whooped and hollered out, "Fuck yeah, The Lube Years!"
"Menopause!" Connie cried with a fist in the air.
Steven gasped in wonder and whispered, "Infertility. Finally we meet!"
They turned to each other in a sudden moment of tearful laughter.
"I'm so happy to grow old with you."
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A List Of Our Firsts
Fan FiktionA bunch of drabbles of the two at all ages. Idk maybe in this one they grow up together until they're 18 but all the events of the story still happen. Connie goes to Jayhawk at 18, not 16
