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by Anime_guy_Ky12

by Anime_guy_Ky12

Alec: Lucas is a girl now....??
Kyran: Hes not a women.
Kyran: Hes not a man.
Kyran: He is something you will NEVER understand.
Kyran: But he would DIE for me.

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Kyran: Hey Meghan, how would you like to be the sun of my life?
Meghan: Of course! I would love to!
Kyran: Good, now stay 95,272,972 miles away from me 😀
Meghan: ...

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Kyran: When I looked up the definition of beautiful you're name was the only result
Gold: My name would also be the only result if you looked up not intrested
Meghan in the background: HAH, KARMA

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Evelyn: is something burning...??
Kyran: oh no...
Evan: IT'S JUST MY BURNING DESIRE FOR OUR FRIENDGROUP!
Evelyn: EVAN THE TOASTER IS ON FIRE-

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Kyran extremely overwhelmed and stressed, physically shaking: ...
Evan who has no idea how to help: Last night I dreamed I was a bottle of Ketchup...
Evan: and you were mustard, which is werid because you're usually mayonnaise in my dreams-

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Kyran: Ugh, I need to feel something-
Kyran: Gold! Can you tell me something that'll piss me off?
Gold: Alec and Funneh are dating-
Kyran with older brother instincts: Yup that'll do it!

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Alec meeting Elijah for the first time: what's up with her..?
Elijah snapping is head towards him: WHAT'S UP WITH "HER" ?!
Elijah: IM CLEARLY A "HE"

Elijah: He assumed my gender, and he was wrong😔

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Gold: What is the most attractive language a man can speak?
Funneh: Money.
Gold: What do you mean?? Ain't no one speaking money-
Funneh: 💰💰 💵💵💵💵💵💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍💍.

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Funneh: I spilled lipstick in you're Valentino bag-
Gold: WHAGUQA-
Gold: LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG????

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Kyran: Alec, why are you standing on my table..?
Alec: Well tables are just really cool to stand on. and you can get a good view of the room from up here-
Kyran: Where is the spider?
Alec: Under the counter, please get it.

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(Yhs characters as adults)

Evan: Wait- how old are you?
Kyran: um.. guess
Evan: 36!
Kyran with a pure look of confusion and horror: What?!
Evelyn in the background: HAH-
Kyran: That was so far off-
Kyran:Usually when people play that game they guess a little bit younger!
Kyran: Was that a little bit younger???
Evan: Yeah- what are you? 39
Kyran: WHAT?!?!?
Evan wheezing: Wait-

Evan: So was I right??
Kyran: No!

Kyran: I'm actually in my forties-
Evan: Oh I knew it! I was just being nice!
Kyran: NO IM NOT IN MY FORTIES!
Kyran: IM 27!
Kyran: GOSH-

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