YHS brainrot Aka Headcanons/incorrect Quotes And Possibly Other Stuff💀👍

Incorrect quotes

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Prince: You gotta treat a car like you a women.
Gold glaring at Prince: ...
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Gold: Go on...
Prince: ....No... I'm sensing I've made a mistake...

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Evan: Man, the food here is so good, I'm so glad we came here!

Prince: I know, the food is always good here, and it's great value too.

Alec: Yeah!

Evan: Y'know, You guys are always so positive, it's really great. I know some people that are negative and can't see any good in anything and people like that are just so exhausting to be around..

Kyran: You guys.. I'm right here..
...
Evan: ...what..?

Kyran: I said I'm right here!

Kyran:You guys are talking about me like I'm not here but i am and i don't like what you're saying about me.

Alec: Kyran, i don't think he was referring to you

Kyran: How could he not??

Kyran: You guys know how much i hate sandwiches... and love being negative.

Alec: I didn't know you hated sandwiches..

Kyran: Why do you think I'm eating soup even tho it's like hundred degrees outside!

Alec: ...I guess that makes sense..

Evan: Look, Kyran I wasn't referring to you, really

Kyran: Promise?

Evan: I promise!

Kyran: Sorry guys.. things got out of hand there..

Kyran: Y'know- I just don't wanna be that guy who's prideful and isn't willing to back down

Kyran: And probably pops their collar-

Prince: Guys! I'm right here..

Kyran: I didn't mean yo-

Prince: Look, I can't help that I'm better and more confident then everything about you guys.

Prince: And sure, I'm physically built like Michaelangelo chiseled me himself.
...
Prince: But don't put that on me.

Evan: Okay, so you're a little cocky, theres nothing wrong with that-

Prince: Ohhh, so the truth comes out- y'know what! I'm just acting confident to cover up my insecurities cuz I don't want to be the guy whose overly sensitive about everything.

Mrs. Grenchbull(bet you weren't expecting her): *offended gasp/cry*

Mrs. Grenchbull: I AM RIGHT HERE!

Alec: Do we know you??,

Mrs. Grenchbull: You don't even know ME? YOUVE BEEN COMING HERE FOR 10 YEARS AND I'VE ALWAYS BEEN HERE SINCE

Mrs. Grenchbull: also happy birthday- *sets b-day hat on Kyrans head*

Kyran: ...you guys forgot about my birthday..??

Mrs. Grenchbull: I KNOW!

Evan: It's not like we didn't notice you, you're clearly not the guy we'd all forget

Kai: I'm right here...

Evan: OH! GEEZ-
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Evan: How long have you been there?!

Kai: I gave all of you a ride here!

Evan: ... I remember being driven here by a faceless void..

Kai: Yeah, yeah I know. I was voted most forgettable in my high school, didn't end up in the year book..
But atleast I'm not one of those people who steals food from others people's plates!

*everyone looks at Prince*
...
Prince: Kai, Evan is right here...

Kyran: You guys, we gotta get going, the movie is starting in 15 minutes.

Prince: Huh, looks like we're gonna have to take main street, the cops just shut down the freeway, saying their looking for a homicidal maniac-

Kyram: *scoff* YOU GUYS IM RIGHT HERE!
*Walks away dramatically*

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Alec bursting into his therapists office (Kyran's bedroom) wearing rollerblades and sunglasses: YOURE NOT GONNA F#KING BELIEVE THIS-

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(How little Alec(6) and Kyran(7) became friends.)
Alec: ...Hello..?
Kyran: ububububub.
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Kyran: ububububub.
Alec: ububububub.
Kyran: ububububub.
Alec: ububububub.
✨bestfriends✨

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(Alec's dad whenever he was forced to have father-son time)
Alec's dad: ...wanna beer?
Alec's mom: He's FOUR.
Alec's dad: I DON'T KNOW- WHAT AM O SUPPOSED TO DO WITH HIM???

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Funneh: Kyran, we have a visitor.
Kyran: don't tell me it's Meghan...
Funneh: it's Meghan!

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Ava: Hello Valerie! What do you want?
Valerie(supposed to be joking): I wanna die!
Ava: ✨that can be arranged✨

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Alec on the phone and spotting season 2 Kyran in an alley: Kyran, is this you right here in the Alley?
Kyran: Alec, if you see a bxcth in an alley with a terrible personality, that is not me GO the other way.

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Shattered glass AU Kyran: I'm Kyran.
Dead plate AU Kyran: I'm also Kyran.
Coffee shop AU Kyran: I'm Kyran too!
All Kyrans: And we're all the same person. How that's possible
Well
We have three looks and that's it!
(There's actually a lot more...)
We've Got-

Shattered Glass AU: A literal loser that lost all his friends (atleast in my published book, I'm rewriting it tho)

Dead plate AU: A literal cannibal that cooked his employees girlfriend and fed it to him to get his employees to love him.

Coffee shop AU: And a guy who is getting impatient while waiting for his bestfriend to finally confess to him.

(I actually have literally so many random AU's for this man😭
Most of them  old or just spir the moment from a song bc I've been fixated on this man since 2018)

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(Oh yeah, I have a Kylec coffee shop Au that's gonna be posted on my oneshots hopefully soon😎 in the meantime you should go read all my oneshots😎 it's totally worth it I promise😎)