YHS brainrot Aka Headcanons/incorrect Quotes And Possibly Other Stuff💀👍

Alec's podcast.

I'm just gonna like- type random thoughts in the POV of Alec and see where the night takes me-

It is currently 11:34PM Thursday May 9th and I'm burning my tongue off by eating Taki's.

Why the hell are you eating Taki's??? I thought you hated those things

I do, I've got nothing else in my home.

ANYWAY!

Ignore the co-host that is currently typing my every move and word at this very moment-

Actually, on the topic of being controlled by someone

Is there someone controlling the world around us or something?? Kinda like the sims where you just tap and tap then BAM your sim is doing something??

But if someone was controlling me why would my trauma be so bad and why I had to help a damn murderer. LIKE FR CHILL- GIMMIE A BREAK OR SOMETHING-

Like what's next???? Am I gonna wake up with a long ah neck like a giraffe or something??? OMG- WAIT

On the topic of giraffe's- 😎😎

Did you know like when a baby giraffe is birthed into this world they already know how to walk and stuff and just like navigate through the world.??? LIKE DANG- if I was that smart at the age of ZERO I probably would've been in college by FIVE and I would have not helped a murderer and I would have money and my dad would finally be proud of me and like why isn't he proud of me?? Like he be yelling LOUD if I breath to loud

Bros so dang picky like pick a damn lane or something because I'm getting tired of fixing you're damn car when you crash it when you're drinking and drivin. That's honestly good that he left because I was getting tired of his snoring

I miss my mom

Wow, getting depressing on a Thursday night when it's about to be a friday night, so original.

Shut up and let me yap MIDNIGHT

DONT YOU DARE CALL ME MIDNIGHT, THAT NAME IS LONG GONE. DEAD AND BURIED.

Dead and problematic like you're favorite gachatubers/animators-

We dont talk about Hatsumi rou and Bendythebunny.

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Did you know Kyvan is a tomato sauce brand? Do people who ship Kyran and Evan together get like a box of free tomatoe sauce once a month like a monthly subscription???

Ima need to get on that because tomatoe anything is so good- it's kinda ironic because I have red hair and sometimes considered a strawberry

Strawberries are better tomatoes tho because Straberry shortcake, chocolate covered strawberries, strawberry jelly rancher's, actually straberry jolly ranchers are gross- jolly ranchers in general are kinda werid- like- it's like chewing in ROCKS like I know I'm supposed to let it deteriorate in my mouth but why would I want it to be submerged in my saliva??? THATS NASTY-

same w jawbreackers- actually no, lawbreakers are so underrated because I literally see them NO WHERE and they used to be so HUGE like bigger then my hand and now if I see em theres only like one or two and there tiny af like that's a PEBBLE not the ROCK I want to ea-

Actually that sounds nasty Nevermind 😨

Nasty stuff be gross like KEEP IT TO YOURSELF- I DON'T WANNA SEE THAT OR HEAR BOUT THAT-

it's like the whole booktok and biketok and masktok situation on tiktok like PEOPLE NEED SOME HOLY WATER FR-

like there are GROWN AH WOMEN IN THE COMMENT SECTIONS OF SPECIFICALLY A 15 YEAR OLD BOY BC HE HAS A MOTORCYCLE AND SAYING STUFF LIKE "AWWWW DONT SPOIL HIS INNOCENCE GUYS! HES JUST A GOLDEN RETRIEVER BOY"