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Incorrect Quotes >:)

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Ghost Valerie trying to send a message to the group by writing on the
wall:Someone here is a misogynist.

(Everyone looks at Alec)

Alec: What?? Just because I'm a meathead doesn't mean I'm not a feminist😒

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Prince: Ugh, another speeding ticket..
Prince: I'll fight it in court but I don't think they'll accept "Gotta go fast" as a medical condition.

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Evan: I'm not gonna go swim around with a bunch of 5yr olds!
Evan: They can be so cruel when they sense weakness...

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(Alec trying to help Kyran to get Lucas to be himself)
Lucas: But what if they beat me up?!
Alec: That's why you gotta beat the biggest one in the yard on the first day.
Kyran: Alec! that's prison!!

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Funneh: Wait, lemme see!
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Funneh: Oh wait, I can't read-

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Alec: Did you try switching it to reverse..?
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Evan: I dont know you're the tech wiz guy-

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(Lucas complaining to Kyran)
Lucas: I'm dizzy And I have serious short-term memory loss!
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Lucas: And I have serious short-term memory loss!

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Valerie: You're free! You're free to Express yourself!
Gold: Oh no, the last thing we want is Evelyn expressing herself!
Gold: WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING-

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Alec: Am I boring? Sure. Social skills? None but I'm loyal if you feed me and I will never leave you because- well I need the food.

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Alec: How about a chilly dog??
Alec: Everyone loves chilly dogs.
Kyran: Babies can't eat solid food..
Alec: Okay then we'll just put it in the blender-
Evan, picking up the baby(the one from the supermarket ep): Alright, if you say s-
Alec: THE CHILLY DOG NOT THE BABY EVAN!!

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