Aria: Hey, Spidey.
Angel: sup toots
Aria: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Angel: idk to get to the other side?
Aria: To get to the idiot's house.
Angel: uh ok idgi
Aria: Knock knock.
Angel: who's there?
Aria: The chicken ☺️
Angel: LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT-
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Aria: Hi Al...
Alastor: Yes?
Aria: I'm in trouble with Vaggie.
Alastor: Heavens, what did you do this time?
Aria: You see, she pointed at me with a ruler and said there is an idiot at the end of the ruler.
Alastor: And?
Aria: I... asked... which end.
Alastor: * wHeEZe *
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Aria: WHAT
Angel: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE ITALIAN CHEF THAT DIED :(((
Aria: NO WHY
Angel: he pasta away
Aria: i fucking hate you
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Velvette: Hey bitch
Aria: Thanks for calling me a bitch. Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. So thanks for calling me beautiful :)
Velvette: ok wtf-
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Aria: What's your superpower, Husk?
Husk: My superpower?
Aria: Yeah.
Husk: I can look you dead in the face while you're talking and not hear a word you said.
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Charlie: Do you ever smell the upsexy in the Hotel or is it just me?
Vaggie: Smell the what?
Charlie: Upsexy.
Vaggie: What is that?
Charlie: What?
Vaggie: What the hell is that.
Charlie: What are you asking me?
Vaggie: What's upsexy?
Charlie: Nothing much, you? ;)
Vaggie: ...
Charlie: ...
Vaggie: BABE-
Vaggie: I'm doing great, hot stuff~
Aria & Angel: gAy-
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Aria: Al what is the opposite of always?
Alastor: Never
Aria: What's the opposite of coming?
Alastor: Going
Aria: What's the opposite of from?
Alastor: To
Aria: What's the opposite of take?
Alastor: Give
Aria: What's the opposite of me?
Alastor: You
Aria: What's the opposite of down?
Alastor: Up.
Alastor: What is the meaning of these nonsensical questions, my dear?
Aria: Put it all together.
Alastor: ... you're grounded.
Aria: waiT WHAT NOOOOO-
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Aria: Cherri? You know everything about me, right?
Cherri: Of course, what's up?
Aria: What's my favorite animal?
Cherri: Uhhh
Aria: CHERRI BOMB REALLY????
Cherri: Shut up bitch im thinking
Cherri: A watermelon
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this is so random help me-
ŞİMDİ OKUDUĞUN
Daughter of the Radio Demon: The Lilting Huntress (Father Figure! Alastor × OC)
Hayran KurguUpon stumbling across the Hazbin Hotel after losing her home in Hell, Aria had no choice but to stay there. The young lioness demon refused to accept rehabilitation, yet somehow knew she couldn't leave. Especially when she met a certain deer man tha...
