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I'm updating tomorrow (Monday) so be prepared for some angst but BEFORE THAT. Lemme give you lovelies something to laugh about before the emotional rollercoaster.
Behold: Hazbin Hotel Actors and random conversations!
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Alastor: *drags Husk down with green chains* If you ever say that again, I will tear your soul apart and broadcast your screams for e̶̤͌̓v̵̖͕̽̈e̴̠̦͂r̷͇̝͐y̵̱̦̾ ̷̗̍o̵̳͒̕t̵̟̂́h̸̢̆͠e̴̘̩̍r̷͎͌ ̸̲͍̄͘d̶͚̓i̷̪͘ṡ̶̥̜r̴͈͙̒e̴̠̽͝s̸̭͇̍̈p̶̤͚̓ę̷̓̊c̷̝̒́ͅt̶̤̬̉͝f̷̞̔u̷̻͗l̸̯̲̿̾ ̷̠͂͛W̷̨͍̽̋R̷̫̜̒̾E̴̺͖̍Ť̴̗̓C̷͙͈͐H̸̻̣̃.̸̡̀ ̷̛͔̩Ẇ̴͙̰h̵̟͝ͅo̷͉̐ ̶̨̲̇D̷̹̍͌A̷̘̍R̸̈͜Ẻ̵̘S̴̊̎ͅ ̶̝̱̒͘t̵̲̞̎o̵̮̯̎̽ ̴̗̱͝q̸̰͙̈́̈ù̸̖̂e̸̠̍̓s̷̺̻͠t̵̉̚ͅì̷̥̺o̶̙̥̅̍n̴͖̘̈́ ̷̦͇̌̐m̴̗̠̍ẻ̵̜.̷̡̍
Husk: ...
Husk: ...
Husk: Oh, harder daddy~
Alastor: ohmYGOD HUSK I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE *drops the chains and walks out* THIS IS THE FIFTTEENTH TAKE YOU MISERABLE DEGENERATE
Crew: * W H E E Z E *
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Valentino: *slaps Angel for Ep4 scene* Wait oh shoOT TONY ARE YOU OKAY I DIDN'T MEAN TO SLAP YOU THAT HARD OH DAMMIT *goes to check on Angel*
Angel: Yeah I'm fine, you didn't even hit me that hard, Tino. *chuckle*
Val: *cries in sad moth*
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Vox: Where is Tino? He should've been here like 30 mins ago-
Valentino: *bursts through the door* HEYYY VOXXYYY Sorry I'm late~ *winks and blows a kiss at the glorified Ipad head*
Vox: ...
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Adam: 🎶 When all is said and done~ 🎶
Adam: There's the question of- AHHHHHHHHH *trips on his robe and falls on the cloud stairs*
Charlie: OH MY GOD ARE YOU OKAY ADAM. ADAM. ADAAAAAAM
Lute and the other Exorcists: MUAHAHHAHAHAHEHEUHAHAUUEHHA
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Director: Cut!
Alastor: Oh finally! *his smile drops and he rubs his cheeks* My cheeks are killing me...
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Angel: People always think that Aria is so sophisticated, but I'm here to prove them wrong so here it goes.
Angel: *sneaks up on Aria and tickles her*
Aria: HEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEE stop....stop!
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Husk: *sighs* My drip is-
Husk: Is... *forgets his line*
Crew: * WHEEZE *
Alastor: Immaculate, my good fellow!
Husk: Shut up!
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Val: *rants about Angel because they're doing the scene in Ep2*
Vox: Angel is living with, *tries to hold in his laughter* Lucifer's daUghter now-?
Val: VOX.
Vox: WhaAt??
Val: Stop laUghIng YOU'RE MAKING ME LAUGH TOO THIS IS THE TWEINTIETH TAKE FOR GOD'S SAKE HAHAHAHA
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Velvette: HEY I JUST MET YOUU
Aria: AND THIS IS CRAZY
Velvette: BUT HERE'S MY NUMBAH
Vel and Ari: SO CALL ME MAYBAYY EY EY EY *jams*
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Alastor: I love pineapple on pizza.
Angel: *gasps in Italian* NOH.
Aria: YOU DID NOT. ALASTOR.
Alastor: What?
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Alastor: *lets Aria sleep on his lap because he's actually her father figure off set too*
Aria: *sleeps peacefully*
Aria: * S N O R E *
Alastor: Awh how cute!
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