Akatsuki Boyfriend scenarios

10

-When you're on your period

Pein

"______________?" Pein peeked inside your room.

You two had drank your night away for his birthday. You got drunk and now you're waking up with a hangover along with some cramps. But yet you failed to notice pein shoot up out the bed and out the door to the store when you left a huge red stain on the sheets.

Itachi

"_____, are you alright?"

You layed on the couch holding your back and stomach in pain.

"Ughh.."

"Hn." itachi layed you on your belly pressing his knees against your stomach. Cracking his knuckles. He gently massages your back.

"Ahhh..itachi?"

"Hmm?"

"Go get me some Tylenol you're hands aren't doing shit."

Deidara

"I-I b-b-baked y-y-your c-cookies _-_____. Hmm."

You stirred over in bed to face deidara and scanned the cookies.
"......bake them again..and this time wear the pink apron."

Poor poor deidara slaved over a hot stove for the next five hours. Eventually blowing up the oven due to how many times you told him to 're bake the cookies.

Kisame

Kisame was very annoyed at the fact that you didn't want him near you all day. You were napping on the couch softly snoring, now was his chance.

He quickly laid beside you and slowly hugged your waist. Little did he know you were just resting your eyes.

"Kisa?"

"U-uhh!"

"Get out."

Tobi

"TOBI!"

"__-_____!?"

"GIVE ME BACK MY HERSHEY!"

You snatched the candy bar from your trembling boyfriend.

"B-but I j-j-just w-wanted a piece.."

"You have to ask me tobi."

"Oh. Can I have a piece."

"No. it's mine."

Hidan

"Hiiidaaaan!!!" you glomped hidan and kissed all over his cheeks.

"H-hey!! What the hell are yo-mmmm."

You're quite the massager when it's that time of the month. You cut hidan off by rubbing his shoulders.

"You just sit back and relax my big teddy bear!"

"Mmm..yeah...get me a beer would ya bitch?"

"Right away honey!" you kissed his cheek and headed for the kitchen.

"I'm gonna enjoy these next fucking five days."

Sasori

"Brat what are you doing!"

"EATING ICE CREAM AND WATCHING TWILIGHT WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE!" you screeched.

"Tch..female's and their emotions."

"WAHH!!!"

"what are you crying about now brat?"

"That guy in the truck didn't kill bella!"

"......."

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