Akatsuki Boyfriend scenarios

15

Sorry if I left you traumatized in the last scenario XD I just wanted to post something so i'm sorry if they suck

-Crack text messages

Pein.

Penis: Did you really put my name as penis in your phone?

You: Revenge from bringing that bitch over!!

Penis: Oh come on you enjoyed it. want me to invite her for round 2?

You:

Penis:......really ______?

Itachi

Weasel: ...........

You: Love your name?

Weasel: No. not at all

You: -/_\- you're suuuuuch a buzzkill tachi.

Weasel: why would you..-_-

You: No! it's -/_\- you forget the stress marks.

Weasel: THEY'RE NOT STRAIGHT.

You: NEITHER IS SASUKE! HE AND NARUTO ARE BUTT BUDDIES!

Weasel: ...............°/¬\°

Deidara

Barbie: I don't like my name un!

You: Fine I'll change it.

Ino: THAT'S EVEN WORSE! I'M STILL HAVING NIGHTMARES FROM THAT NIGHT!

Inopig: ________ you are such a child!

You: If I'm a child then that makes you a pervert

Inopig: ________!

You: I WILL BE DAMNED IF I LET A PERVERT SCOLD ME!

Inopig: ........../-_\ /

Kisame

Kisame: I can't find my phone!!!

You: ....oohh nooo..

Kisame: ________ THIS IS SERIOUS I NEED IT!

You: uhhh huh...Kisame what's in your hand.

Kisame: My phone. Why?

You: What are you looking for?

Kisame: My pho-OMG!

You: Yayyy!!! he found iteventhoughitwasinyourfuckinghandthewholetime!

Obito

Obito: _______! you were so drunk last night!

You: I was not!

Obito: You literally spray painted deidaras house and car pink and yelled 'BARBIE NOW HAS HER DREAM HOUSE AND CAR!'

You: ._.

Obito: and let's not forget you made him put on a dress.

You: brb going to laugh at barbie and take photos.

Hidan (on the phone XD)

Hidan: make me a sandwich bitch. ;)

You: if I'm still able to walk to that kitchen after last night then you don't deserve a sandwich.

Hidan: WHAT! I MADE YOU BOTH SUCK MY *:D**

You: YOU FORCED HER INNOCENCE! THAT'S RAPE.

Hidan: it's not rape if she moaned! Oh hey wait neji is here.
You: I wonder who called him...;D

Hidan: Oh haii neji how are OW HEY WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBL-OWWWW!!!!

Neji: DON'T YOU EVER FORCE MY SISTER INTO SOMETHING THAT DISTURBING AGAIN!

You: I'll give you the $20 tomorrow nej. Thank you!

Sasori

Sasori: ________ was I drunk last night?

You: nope.

Sasori: then why are there dildos taped or glued onto my puppets?
You: Ohhh you were drunk.

Sasori: Oh thank goodess.

You: *Weren't. Sorry auto correct XD

Sasori:......KAMAHAMEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

As you can see I just wanted to post something XD but I missed you guys so please accept that token of comedy that I managed to squeeze out of my stressful mind.

Love you! :D