Akatsuki Boyfriend scenarios

11

When you do weird stuff in your sleep.

Pein

Pein's eyes shoot wide open.

"______..." he sighed.

You tend to roll over in your sleep and ended up rolling on top of pein.

"Hnn...." you snored.

"Ugh." he gently picked you up and set you on the couch downstairs.

"Sweetdreams."

"....I'm gonna kill his ass in the morning....."

Itachi

He was sitting in bed reading his book as you slept. After ten minutes he heard crying.

Curious, he looked over at you and saw tears streaming.

"What the duckbutt?"

You started screaming in your sleep.

"NOOOO!!!! DON'T TAKE MY TACO!!!!!!!"

He sighed. "Ah. Typical ______"

He turned off the light and snuggled up to comfort you.

Deidara

Deidara was sleeping comfortably next to you, well until you rolled over and started stroking him.

He instantly woke up. "Huh!?"

"Mmmmm..."

"________!! Un!" you didn't budge.

"Mmmmm..."

"Ugh! I hate it when people stroke my hair! Hmm!"

Kisame

Kisame was having a wonderful slumber until a wild and sleeping ______ in her natural habitat poured water all over his face.

"Mmm...live fishy fish.."

"Gahusifnxjrurkr!" kisame sat straight up and gasped for air.

"And to think she's less dangerous in her sleep."

He proceeded to sleep after he got rid of every liquid around you.

Tobi

FART

"GAHH!"

FARTS LOUDER

"AHHHH!!"

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART.

"........"

Then you woke up. "Tobi? You alright?"

".....get the febreeze......"

Hidan

SLAP!

"What the fuck!?"

PUNCH

"_______! Wake the fuck up!"

KICK IN THE HAPPY PLACE :D

"GAH! " he shook you until you woke up not even caring about how many blows you were giving him.

"Hnn..wha? HIDAN!"

"You...fucking...bitch..."with that he passed out leaving you confused.

"I don't understand..I told him I dream of fighting little titans with petra's head...that bitch can hug a tree!"

Sasori

"_____!!!" sasori yelped as you squeezed his iron buns.

"Mmm...squishy squishy fun time.." you snored.

He sighed, and turned your body the other way so that you're facing the wall.

"Tch. If I can't squeeze her butt at night what makes her think she can squeeze mine."