Geography Assignment Gone Wrong [CountryHumans]

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A/N: Yes, Mr. Blobby Man was a real thing. Originally a parody, but nonetheless real.

The Terror Of Mr. Blobby Man

You grab the weird pink thing by your feet, realising its some sort of children's mascot - a pink monstrosity with yellow spots and seriously unnerving eyes - and somehow manage to pull it onto its feet so it is standing between you and the angry Englishman.

The cursed thing must have some sort of mechanism inside of it, because it emits a "Blobby blobby blobby" while flailing around, off balancing itself and tipping over onto the floor.

You look up, now without any protection from the knife-wielding personification.

But, to your surprise, you see he's frozen, staring at the stupid children's mascot, a look of pure horror on his face.

He slowly retreats backwards, towards the Tesco's, now pointing the knife at the Blobby creature, like it might lunge at him. He backs into the shadows.

> Kick The Mascot (Chapter 17)

> Head Out Of The Car Park (18)