Some Weird Sitcom

Remember That Time We Had An Air Hockey Tournament

-"What do you mean you want to do an air hockey tournament?" Leo asked.

-"Well, I dunno what else to add. I just want to do a damn air hockey tournament." Roufail answered.

-"Yeah I get that, but the only place where we can do such a thing would be an arcade. The only arcade in town is at the mall, and for some reason we're banned for life from there." Leo elaborated.

The boys were in quite the conundrum. They wanted to host an air hockey tournament, as they thought it would be a fun new activity, however, the consequences from their actions during Episode 2 still haunted them, as they were banned from the only available arcade.

-"Why don't we blow the place up?" Riox asked.

-"Jesus, you damn master criminal, we are not gonna resort to the most illegal action every time we want to solve our problems." Leo replied.

-"Lame." Riox sighed.

-"How the hell are you even allowed to walk the streets with such a large criminal history?" Roufail asked Riox. 

-"I change my haircut every time I commit a crime." Answered Riox, who currently had a pompadour. 

-"That's enough?" 

-"Apparently so." 

-"Yeah whatever guys, we have to figure out a way to get to the mall." Tempest reminded the boys of their true objective. 

-"But how?" Leo asked. 

Tempest smirked. 

-"I have sent Kewmed and Koulis out on a mission. They should return any minute now..." 

-"What kind of mission is it?" 

-"I recently discovered that the mall is owned by the father of a Jock Mafia member. Do you understand what I'm getting to?"

-"Wait... Did you send two of the least subtle individuals we know to spy on the mafia? WHAT THE HELL MADE YOU THINK THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA?!" Leo yelled at Tempest. 

-"See, here's the thing. Nobody we know would be resembling even the slightest bit of competency in such a mission. Koulis and Kewmed, however, are especially bad at it." Tempest began explaining. 

-"I think you're explaining why your own plan is dumb." Leo interrupted him. 

-"Shut up and let me get to the point of my decision. Koulis and Kewmed would be the two worst possible options... And that's exactly why I picked them! Nobody would expect them, which means that they won't be found out!" Tempest proudly finished his explanation. 

Leo just stood there and stared at Tempest, with a look on his face that could be described as nothing short of confuzzled. 

A few minutes of awkward silence followed, until a few knocks on the door broke the silence. Roufail got up and opened the door, and was confronted by Koulis and Kewmed who had just returned from their mission. 

-"See guys? I told you there was nothing to be worried about. I assume nobody found you out, and you successfully got some useful info. Right?" Tempest asked Koulis and Kewmed. 

-"Well, you're half right." Kewmed answered. 

-"What do you mean?" 

-"We got the info, but we were feeling too lazy to sneak back out, so we just ran through the main building and beat up everyone we saw up until here, just in case they were Jock Mafia members." Koulis explained. 

-"I sure am glad I changed my haircut today." Riox remarked. 

-"Well, assault on innocent people aside, what did you find out?" Tempest asked Kewmed.