Some Weird Sitcom

Remember That Time We Got A Parrot

One fateful night, Roufail was lying in bed while reading feminist literature and struggling to fit in his bed due to being a nonchalant 6'5 dreadhead.... Wait who the fuck wrote this? Whatever, Roufail was watching HunterXHunter while laying in bed at 12 AM like a fucking bum, when suddenly, he felt something crawling against his leg.

Roufail remained calm for approximately 0.5 milliseconds before he frantically started looking for the thing that touched his leg in the dark, and eventually, his worst fears were confirmed when he caught sight of a cockroach near his bed.

Roufail proceeded to spray his room with enough pesticide to kill a fully grown whale. As a result of this, his room had become more hazardous than the elephant's foot at Chernobyl and so he had to spend the weekend at Tempest's house, until his room became habitable again.

-"Why are you in my house?" Tempest asked Roufail when he pulled up to his house completely unannounced.

-"Don't worry about it." Roufail answered as he waltzed in without even bothering to ask for permission.

-"My room got nuclear reactored so I'll be staying here for a while." Roufail explained.

-"The fuck you are?" Tempest asked even more puzzled than before. "And what's 'nuclear reactored' supposed to mean?"

-"Don't overthink it. Also I called Kewmed who called everyone else."

-"The hell you did?"

After that, Kewmed, Leo, Riox and Nick all walked through the front door.

-"Wassup." Kewmed announced his presence.

-"Why did you bring him to Tempest's house?" Leo asked, referring to Riox.

-"I don't understand what you are referring to." Kewmed said.

-"Yeah, I am a completely trustworthy individual with no troubling past." Riox defended himself, earning a weird look from Leo.

-"Right." Leo said, still doubting him.

-"Whatever, just don't piss off the dogs or the parrot." Tempest said as everyone followed him to his room.

-"The what now?" Nick asked, reminding everyone that he was, in fact, also there.

-"My mom bought this stupid parrot. Jammal Davrath or something. He's fucking useless." Tempest explained.

Once they walked into the room, they were met by the sight of Koulis chasing the parrot around trying to hang him from the ceiling fan.

-"Animal cruelty? I should be taking notes." Riox said upon witnessing the hilarious yet horrifying yet pathetic sight.

-"Help me, you asshole!" Said the parrot, but only Riox seemed to hear it.

-"What!? Did that parrot just speak?" He asked.

-"No you moron, it squawked." Leo said. "And he sounds really annoying too. Tempest, shut him up."

-"I'll make you eat your shorts you dweeb!" The parrot said to Leo, but he only heard squawking again.

-"I swear to god, that parrot just called you a dweeb."

-"Riox, did you forget your meds back home?"

-"What home?"

-"Oh yeah I guess no one would sell you a house because it'd probably instantly go up in flames due to you being a complete schizo. My bad, I forgot." Leo said.

-"Okay guys, I need you to come with me, because I have a wicked business proposition." Kewmed interrupted the discourse as he pushed everyone but Riox and Nick out the door. Nick was standing there eating chips that he found... somewhere, while Riox turned to face the parrot.