Some Weird Sitcom

Remember That Time We Became Pirates

It was the weekend once more and Leo had proposed the boys go to an ice cream parlor right next to the local port, because he wanted salted caramel ice cream.

-"Salted caramel?" Roufail asked when they were done with the orders. "Really?"

-"What's wrong with salted caramel?" Leo asked.

-"It's salty. Ice cream's supposed to be sweet."

-"Well nobody asked you to get salted caramel with me."

-"I don't even know why I'm here." Tempest said. "I don't like ice cream."

He had ordered a bottle of water.

-"And they call me a criminal.." Riox muttered.

-"Correction; you ARE a criminal. But on another note, something feels wrong." Tempest said.

Suddenly, in a typical fashion, Micheal appeared out of Roufail's backpack.

-"Personally I like vanilla ice cream!" He said.

-"I don't remember packing this." Roufail said.

-"Pft, of course he likes vanilla. Fucking normie." Leo said.

-"Is this what you felt was wrong Tempest?" Riox asked.

-"No, this is completely ordinary." Tempest said. "It's something else."

-"Now that you mention it, this is the first place we've been to with normal employees in a while." Roufail pointed out.

It was true. The place was run by a girl named Em Ployee, who looked like she wanted to die.

-"Renie's about to do something stupid." Leo said, decisively.

-"Oh so that's what was wrong! Renie doesn't work here!" Tempest realized. "It all makes sense now!"

-"Who's Renie?" Micheal asked only to be ignored by literally everyone.

All of a sudden, everything went shadowy.

-"Who turned off the sun?" Micheal asked and was ignored by everyone again.

-"I knew this was going to happen." Leo muttered.

Everyone turned around to see a ginormous wooden ship crashing into the beach. The sails were up and a white tomato flag was hanging from the top.

And then there was Renie, wearing a pirate hat, eye patch, hook hand and peg leg, saying "yar har har" repeatedly. He tried to swing down to ground level with a rope but tripped and fell flat on his face.

-"Welp, he's dead. Let's get out of here before he wakes up and makes us 'walk the plank' or something." Leo said as he rushed everyone to get off their seats, but he couldn't get them to even budge an inch due to his non-existent upper body strength.

Then Renie got up.

-"Oh shit." Leo said.

-"Yar har har! How are ye landlubbers?" Renie said.

-"How are you wearing a peg leg?" Tempest asked and was ignored.

-"Do ye scallywags want to join me yar har pirate crew to find booty?"

Everyone exchanged glances.

-"PLEASE COME ALONG I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF!" They heard a voice from the boat.

It was Thoso! And Tom was there too.

-"I don't want to be outside. It's like…outsidey, and I don't like it!"

-"Shut up, matey!" Renie said. "So what's it going to be?"

-"It's not like we have anything else to do." Roufail said.