Some Weird Sitcom

Remember That Time We Were Stranded On An Island

Our story begins on a Saturday, where the boys were hanging out at their usual spot at Pepper St.

-”You are an insufferable ogre!” Roufail yelled at Riox.

-”And you are a gargantuan buzzkill! There is absolutely nothing wrong with breaking into Area 51, if anything it's a very fun leisure time activity!” Riox said.

-”Can't we go one day without doing idiotic crimes?” Tempest asked.

-”Apparently not, since SOMEONE is only good for committing felonies! The fact you haven't gone to jail yet is incredible!” Roufail said.

-”My god, can you guys not argue for 5 minutes!? You're acting like an old married couple.” Leo said.

-”NO WE'RE NOT!” Roufail and Riox said in unison.

-”Okay, guys! Give it a rest already! Let's go do something fun, like jumping off a cliff!” Kewmed said as he wrapped his arms around Roufail and Riox and the three walked away, leaving Leo and Tempest behind.

-”This can't go on, dude.” Tempest said. “It's messing with the group mojo.”

-”Worry not, dear friend!” Leo said. “I have a plan. So here's what we're gonna do…”

Later…

-”Okay guys, listen up! I got in contact with my uncle’s boss's cousin's sister-in-law, who runs a travel office and does super cheap vacations so I booked one for the five of us.” Leo said and pulled out two sheets of paper.

-”Finally, a good idea that doesn't involve abducting kids!” Roufail said.

-”We're abducting kids?” Riox perked up.

-”You can do anything in this hot vacay spot! Just sign here and go to gate E3 tomorrow morning for the boat ride.”

-”Wait, something's sketchy. Why do we have to sign?” Riox said.

-”I don't know dude, the rest of us did it. Company policy or something.”

Kewmed tried to say he didn't sign anything, but Tempest stepped on his foot before he did.

-”Ow dude!” He exclaimed.

Roufail and Riox weren't convinced.

-”Come on you guys, don't you trust me?” Leo said, and gave a sheepish grin.

-”Oh fine, what the heck. As long as I'm not forced to hang out with him all day.” Roufail and Riox said at the same time.

-”Incredible! See you two tomorrow!” Leo said as he grabbed the contracts and ran away.

-”What's his problem?” Riox asked.

Epic transition to the dock next morning

Roufail and Riox both arrived at 9:45 in the morning at gate E3, where they met Renie proudly standing in front of a crappy run down boat that would be taking them to “Superb Vacay Island Place”

-”Where are the others?” Roufail asked Renie when they met him.

-”Oh yeah, Leo left me a prerecorded message about that.” Renie said and pulled out a tablet, then had a video play.

-”Hey kids! Leo here!” Leo said on the video. “I hope you two lovebirds enjoy your vacation together, because this was a ruse to get you to tolerate each other.”

-”And don't even think about not going on the boat! The contract you signed said that if you didn't get on you'd have to give us 1 million euros each!” Tempest said from the video.