Some Weird Sitcom

Remember That Time We Had A Sports Fest

The school bell rang, signaling the start of a new school day in the school the boys attended during their school lives which had quite a school-ish take on the whole "school" thing.
-"Oh man, school sure is boring." Riox sighed out.
-"Yeah, is it because you don't have any crimes to commit here?" Roufail said.
-"Exactly!" Riox replied without a hint of irony.
Everyone just kinda sat awkwardly and let that sink in.
-"DON'T WORRY YOU WILL NOT BE BORED FOR MUCH LONGER, YOUNG MAN!" A man shouted.
The boys turned around to see who was being obnoxiously loud at 8 in the morning, fully intending to beat him up.
The source of the noise was a tall, scrawny middle aged man wearing glasses and an obnoxiously bland attire, on top of having his mouth wide open.
-"So will you let me commit crimes or?" Riox asked with full seriousness.
-"EVEN BETTER!"
-"Nothing could ever be better… Although I am desperate enough to entertain a second best option right now." Riox said.
The man then enthusiastically jumped across the hallway, into the class and on top of the teacher's desk.
-"GOOOOOD MOOOOORNING KIDDOS! MY NAME IS JOHN ATHLETICISM, BUT YOU CAN CALL ME MISTER ATTRACTIVE!" He introduced himself.
-"Nobody's calling you that." Leo told him.
-"WELL WHATEVER YOU CAN JUST CALL ME MISTER  DAMIAN!" Mister Damian said.
"Damn this dude seems insecure as shit" the boys thought to themselves at the same time.
-"So why are you here? Did we finally get more than one teacher in the entire school?" Tempest asked Mister Damian.
-"No idea what you're talking about. But anyway, the reason I'm here is because there is a… Drumroll please…. SPORTS FEST!" He announced as he scribbled "Sports Feast" on the board, never correcting or even noticing his grammatical mistake.
-"Oh… Wow, so exciting." The entire class said, clearly not excited in the slightest.
-"It will happen today. During school hours." Mister Damian added.
The entire class erupted in cheers of celebration as a rainbow appeared over the sky and everything became noticeably brighter, lifting the mood of the otherwise suicide-inspiring school atmosphere.
The boys were hanging out at the school playground, discussing the upcoming sports fest.
-"Apparently all sports will be teams of two." Tempest said.
-"Oh man, I'm glad we miss lessons but I suck at sports. Hopefully I can just watch from the sidelines or something." Leo said while fighting off a couple of ants that were trying to steal his sandwich, a truly dangerous task for him indeed.
-"I have no such worries! I, for one, am a professional athlete! Many of you may remember the mysterious super cool masked individual who appeared at the last Olympics and won every sport in every gender category! Well… That was me, entering under the disguise of Madman Roy Fail!" Roufail proudly revealed.
-"Why would you tell such an obvious lie? What you're talking about never even happened!" Leo told him.
-"Don't bother. It's better to just let him yap uninterrupted." Tempest pulled Leo to the side.
-"Holy shit, I never even thought of breaking the rules to the Olympics! A whole new world of possibilities has opened for me!" The mesmerized Riox (who believed what Roufail announced) said.
-"Hey, chumps! How about we make this sports fest thing a bit more interesting?!" Lasios approached them.
-"What the hell do you want?" Tempest said.
-"Relax, I have no ill intentions! I'm only here to offer a bet."
-"Go on." Riox told him without a hint of hesitation, motivated by his insatiable hunger for illegal gambling.
-"Alright then. Here's the thing, since every sport will be a team sport, I say we compete against each other. The rules are simple, whichever group gets more victories wins the bet." Lasios explained.
-"And what are we betting?" Riox asked, fully intending to rob everyone in the school of their money only to then bet all of it on his friendgroup winning.
-"The loser has to treat the winner to Piwopiwopiwo!"
The boys were all flabbergasted and immediately took on the bet.
-"A CHANCE TO TASTE SOME LEGENDARY PIWOPIWOPIWO??????" They yelled out in astonishment.
Now I hear you, the dear reader, asking; "what is Piwopiwopiwo?"... I dunno. I'm only writing the story, it didn't actually happen ya dunce! Anyway,
A few more minutes passed and Mister Damian came out to make another announcement.
-"Alright kids! I trusted your teachers to make the pairings and which sport each pair will participate in, so that way we can save time! Surely they know their students well enough to make some truly amazing pairs."
Everyone nervously looked at the list.
"Roufail - Nikoloff: Water Polo
Tempest - Makoutsadiths: Handball
Tom-Marmeladides brother 1 (the other got sick): Basketball
Leo - Lasios: Baseball
Riox-Garlic: Dancesport"
….
THESE PAIRS WERE ABSOLUTELY ATROCIOUS!
Everyone realized.
-"Update to the bet. Since we're unfortunately paired up, we'll have to use a different system." Lasios said.
-"And what is that system?" Leo asked him to elaborate.
-"Since there's only one actually competent player in each pair, we'll just give the win to the friend group that the player belongs to. If the team loses, the chosen player's team will lose a point! We decided that the competent players are Nikoloff, Tempest, Tom, Lasios and Riox. Any objections?"
-"Wait, why is Tom included, he wasn't even there when we talked about the bet!?" Tempest asked.
-"Well that's who our friend got paired with, deal with it."
After a lot of bickering, they ended up agreeing to the new bet rules, much to the dismay of those branded as "not useful"(especially Leo, who had a large ego and an even larger hatred towards the Jock Mafia).
Alas, the sports fest finally began. First sport; Water Polo.
-"Why are you posing so much?" Nikoloff asked Roufail.
-"I'm not posing." Roufail responded as he continued posing like a car accident victim, fully expecting a camera or news crew to show up.
-"Hey, take this seriously! The match is starting!" Nikoloff called him out.
-"I'm taking this perfectly seriously." Roufail was arguably taking it a little too seriously. He'd really be a threat if it wasn't for his complete incompetence at most things he does.
All matches in this sports fest that concerned the two groups were 2V2s, the opponents of the Nikoloff team were Rin and Fotis.
-"You guys are so hot." Fotis said.
-"Seriously, why do I have to be stuck with this dude." Rin exclaimed while standing outside of the pool, fully clothed in her usual school attire.
-"Hey, why don't you dive in?!" Fotis yelled at her.
-"Uhhh… I'm on my period?" Rin lied, hoping that Fotis would be stupid enough to believe that such a thing would even stop her.
-"Oh hell no I don't want the pool to be filled with your woman blood! You better stay out!" Nikoloff joined in the conversation.
-"Yeah! Girls are so yucky!" Fotis exclaimed.
Much to the luck of Rin, it turned out that Fotis wasn't the only dumbass inside the pool that day.
-"Stop waffling and get organized! The match is starting in one minute!" Pavlidis, who was the referee, yelled at them.
Roufail was the goalkeeper of his team, Nikoloff played offense and Fotis had to fill in for both roles.
-"This sucks! But at least we're safe from the period. Thankfully my quick judgment saved us from getting contaminated with period!" Fotis proudly proclaimed.
The match began as Fotis grabbed the ball, swam around Nikoloff and threw it at the goalpost.
Meanwhile, Roufail was still posing while "guarding" the goalpost.
-"Oh no! He's gonna score!" Leo yelled out from the sidelines.
However, the ball was saved as Roufail happened to make the perfect pose to coincidentally deflect it towards Nikoloff, allowing him to score against the opposing team.
This exact same scenario continued, as Roufail kept miraculously deflecting the ball every time it came his way.
-"Damn it! I need to use my ultimate technique!" Fotis announced with 10 minutes left on the clock and being down 10-0.
He then proceeded to start spasming in the water, to the point that Pavlidis thought he was having a seizure and called off the game early - giving the win to Roufail and Nikoloff.
-"Hey! You didn't let me use my Ultimate Fotis Watersports Ejection!" Fotis complained.
-"You looked like you were gonna drown in 1.5M deep water. If I were you I'd work on my naming capabilities, by the way." Rin told him.
-"You're just a hater! Now get away from me, I don't want to catch a period!"
EPIC TRANSITION BACK TO THE BOYS 
-"HAH! That's one point for us! Suck it, nerds!" Lasios celebrated.
-"DAMN IT ROUFAIL! WHY DIDN'T YOU SELL THE MATCH? IT WOULDN'T HAVE AFFECTED US SINCE THE SCORE WAS ZERO EITHER WAY!" Leo was angry at Roufail.
Meanwhile, Roufail was still inside the pool and had just stopped posing.
-"Wait, the match started?" he asked.