Some Weird Sitcom

Remember That Time We Hosted A Gameshow

-"What's up kids, welcome to Devivor, the brand new totally original game show where our contestants try to make it through a number of challenges in a tropical island that definitely isn't just a film set for a grand prize that they'll spend irresponsibly before fading out of public consciousness in a couple weeks' time. Now, welcome our contestants!" Morris, the host, announced. 
The contestants then walked in one by one. 
First, Leo. 
-"Coming in at the height of a very short garden gnome, we have Leo!"
-"Hey, I'm average size you know!" Leo objected. 
-"Don't worry Leo, size doesn't matter. Next up, the physical embodiment of procrastination; Tempest!"
Nobody walked in. 
-"Yeah, he'll probably be late." Leo said.
-"For some reason I'm not even surprised. Anyway, uh, after that we have a person who definitely needs a therapist; Manos!" Morris continued on with the introductions. 
Just like the rest of the boys, Manos had paid Rin's comically gigantic closer a visit and was now wearing a white tracksuit, armed with a katana and had applied smudged eyeliner and black eyeshadow on his face 
-"A meaningless competition is only fitting for an empty existence…" Manos said as he entered while staring intensely at a tree, thinking there was a hidden camera there, not knowing that there were no cameras and this entire competition was just a ploy to lure Kewmed into appearing, which he didn't. 
-"Why are you wearing makeup?" Leo asked Manos. 
-"It's not makeup, my eyes have become pitch black from all the extreme pain I have tolerated in this cruel and uncaring world." Manos lied. 
-"Whatever! Next up, the number one gamer in his homelessness shelter, Adam!"
-"Hey why would you introduce me like that?!" Adam cried out. 
-"Shut up, your breath stinks. Have you ever brushed your teeth?" Leo told him. 
-"What's that? Is it new tech? Haven't heard of that build." Adam answered. 
-"It looks like the streak of people who need a lot of help doesn't end here because the next contestant is literally fucking blind! Everybody make some noise for Adison - that way he knows where you are!" 
-"Don't worry, I have mastered all my other senses and can live my life without being burdened by my lack of eyesight brought along by the attack of a certain someone who couldn't beat me at chess." Adison said while intensely staring at Leo's direction… Or at least he tried, cause he was actually staring at the same tree that Manos was talking to previously. 
-"In my defense, Riox did that without my knowledge." Leo exclaimed. 
-"Knowledge is but a sense of escapism from the endless ignorance we'll forever be in." Manos while trying his coolest to sound cool. 
-"What's that chess thing? I've heard someone else mention it before I think." Adam asked. 
Morris gulped as he continued tolerating the sheer idiocy on display in front of him before moving on with the remaining contestants. 
-"Okay uhhh after Adison we have… Oh no."
-"What?" Leo asked. 
Suddenly, an individual dressed in a T-Rex themed tracksuit appeared. It was Michael. 
-"IT'S ME!" He introduced himself. 
-"Oh God damn it. The lengths I go to for a chance to rescue Kewmed… I should be pricing him." Leo sighed. 
-"Alright, one more left. Wait… Am I reading this right? LEBRON JAMES?!" Morris yelled out in shock. 
LeBron James then walked out. 
-"How the hell did he come here?!" Morris asked Leo. 
-"Tch, don't believe this fraud! This is just the Marmeladides Brothers stacked on top of each other and fused, duh!" 
-"I have a feeling he's the real deal dude."
-"Yeah right, come on dude, when have I ever been wrong about something?!" 
-"To be fair I don't know you for very long so-" Morris got interrupted by Leo 
-"Yeah, exactly, never."
Morris reluctantly tried to ignore the fact that LeBron James was somehow a participant of the gameshow. 
-"Uh, okay, then I guess we should get started."
-"What about Tempest?" Michael asked.
-"We'll be lucky if we haven't finished 3 seasons of this thing by the time he arrives." Leo exclaimed. 

Confessional: LeBron 
….. 
Confessional: Adam
-"I think I've seen this LeBron dude in NBA 3K. Not sure though."

A FEW MOMENTS LATER 
-"Okay ladies and gentlemen, for the first challenge these idiots, and LeBron, will be running through a dangerous forest that hasn't been explored ever by anyone in the history of humanity. The challenges end when the first person gets eliminated, so don't worry, I doubt more than one or two of them will die here." Morris explained. 
-"Why are you talking like that when this isn't even televised?" Leo asked. 
-"Because I like having fun, you should try it!"
-"What? This entire thing is a red flag, Kewmed hasn't even appeared and probably won't, let's just call it off and come up with something less dangerous." Leo suggested. 
Morris carefully considered thinking about Leo's suggestion before completely forgetting about it and announcing
-"ALRIGHT, START THE CHALLENGE!"
Everyone began running through the woods except for Leo. 
"Yeah right, ain't no way I'm risking my life for nothing! Not me, I'm too valuable!" He thought to himself. 
-"Also, just as an FYI, there will be an army of highly poisonous snakes chasing behind them to make sure nobody is slacking off!" Morris said as he unleashed the aforementioned army of snakes. 
-"FFUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUU!!!!" Leo's war cry echoed through the island as he ran so fast he surpassed everyone and crossed the forest before everyone in order to avoid the snakes. 
"My life is too expensive to risk getting bit by some wannabe serpents!" He thought to himself. 
Michael ended up finishing second as he summoned a pterodactyl to fly him above the forest. 
-"Wait, you can still do that?!" Leo asked him. 
-"Yeah, what about it?" 
Leo then sulked over the fact that Michael of all people is the only one in the friend group that actually has cool useful powers. 
LeBron finished third because, duh, he's LeBron, Adison proved he's still capable despite his lack of… Well… eyes, by using all his other senses to successfully traverse the forest and finish fourth, while Manos finished fifth due to him not being motivated enough to run quickly, although he used his sword to cut the attacking snakes and undiscovered species that resided in the forest. 
-"Welp, I guess Adam lost!" Morris exclaimed. 
-"Where is he even?" Leo asked. 
Adam had passed out after 1 millisecond of running due to the fact that he usually spends all his day sitting his ass down and playing video games (badly).
Thankfully, R.Ash swooped on to save him from the snakes and get him to safety away from the island. 
Then, out of nowhere, Tempest showed up. 
-"Sup." He greeted them. 
-"What the shizzle?! How the hell did you pass without us noticing?!" Leo asked him. 
-"I took the shortcut." Tempest said as he pointed to a well kept path with nice and pretty flowers around it. 
-"WHY DOES HE GET TO TAKE A SHORTCUT? WHY DIDN'T WE GET ACCESS TO IT AND HAD TO FIGHT WITH YOUR SNAKES?!" Leo yelled at Morris' face as he shook him by the collar of his shirt. 
-"Because you didn't ask." Morris said without a hint of irony on his face. 
-"Aw hell naw it's the Marmeladides brothers!" Tempest said, referring to LeBron James. 
-"So why isn't Roufail here?" Morris asked. 
-"Morris, are you asking us to bring Roufail to a tropical island where there very well could be cockroaches and other bugs?!" Tempest responded. 
-"Oh come on, how much harm could one cockroach cause?"
-"You'd be surprised."