Some Weird Sitcom

Remember That Time We Won A Chess Tournament

The boys were hanging out at school and the day was going about as well as the average day.

-"So that's what happened at the Diddy Party." Kewmed finished a long narration of his weekend activities.

-"Damn, there really were a lot of those thangs everywhere." Roufail commented.

Then, Leo came up to them.

-"What's up?" Tempest greeted him.

-"THIS!" Leo responded as he shoved a flier extremely close to his face.

-"God damn it, I can't see shit when it's this close to me!" The angry Tempest said as he violently grabbed the flier and took a proper look at it.

CHESS COMPETITION

GET TOGETHER IN 6 HOURS TO HAVE A CHESS COMPETITION. WINNER GETS FIVE DOLLARS AND NO BITCHES.

-"Are you really gonna participate in this thing?" Roufail (who was peeping over Tempest's shoulder to read the flier) asked Leo.

-"Yeah. I'm short on money, so I'd really like five dollars right about now." Leo answered.

-"I dunno man, the winner of this thing will never get any bitches." Kewmed (who hadn't even read the flier) said.

-"Pft, it's not like I get any anyway. Five dollars to keep living the way I live sounds like a deal to me!" Leo shrugged it off.

-"I mean that sounds fine and all, but what I'm concerned with is how the flier says 'in five hours'. This doesn't even have a date or time on it... WAIT NOW IT SAYS 'in four hours and fifty minutes'! WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THIS FLIER?!" Tempest was straight up flabbergasted at the properties of the flier.

-"Yeah it's some chess club nerd shit, I don't know either." Leo shrugged it off.

-"Well, I don't have much else to do with my afternoon, so I guess I'll tag along. We have a pretty entertaining history with tournaments and stuff so I have high expectations of this." Tempest said.

Roufail and Kewmed expressed their interest in spectating too, but Leo reminded them that they should keep their standards low as it is, in fact, a middle school chess tournament.

5 HOURS AND FORTY SIX MINUTES LATER

-"Damn, this shit seems boring indeed." Riox remarked. 

-"WHY THE HELL DID YOU GUYS BRING RIOX?!" Leo yelled at the boys. 

-"Oh, they didn't bring me. I just happen to be spying on every single one of you guys, along with every citizen of this country. I'm still waiting to get charged with breach of cybersecurity, but I did too good of a job at it and nobody has found out. Now I try to turn myself in for it but they just think I'm joking and don't believe me!" Explained Riox, who was rocking a low taper fade at the moment. 

-"Yeah okay, good joke, Riox. Whatever you can stay here, either way I doubt I'll win." Leo said. 

-"Why is that? You're the biggest nerd I know! You should have a decent chance at it." Kewmed tried to encourage Leo. 

-"Thanks, I guess, but there's this dude in the tournament who beat everyone he trained with in less than five minutes each. Look, he's currently beating a chess grandmaster!" Leo explained as he pointed at the person in question. 

His name was Addison. He was a white haired kid wearing glasses and a headband. 

Just as Leo pointed at him, Addison did a checkmate against the Grandmaster and defeated him.