Some Weird Sitcom

Remember That Time We Went To The Beach

Ah, finally, summer! The season of mosquitoes, heat waves, an influx of mild inconveniences, but most importantly, it is a season that is associated with taking a break, having fun and living in the moment. 

Going to the beach is a classic summer activity, and the beach that the boys decided to go to bore no exception, as it was filled to the brim with people… Wait, where even are the boys? 

One could look around, however, there would be no sign of them anywhere… That is until the Some-Weird-Mobile™️ fell from the sky, onto the road in front of the beach and caused a huge explosion. 

Weirdly enough, the driver and passengers were completely unharmed, so Roufail, Tempest, Leo, Koulis, Fotis, Rin and Riox walked out of the Some-Weird-Mobile™️ carrying a single umbrella, two chairs, a towel or two each and the usual stuff a person would bring to the beach. 

-"Shouldn't you park the car?" Rin asked Riox. 

-"What do you mean?" Riox said before a bus crashed into the Some-Weird-Mobile™️ and dragged it along for a few meters before crashing into a gas station, causing a huge explosion and launching the car in the air until it perfectly landed on a parking spot. 

-"I swear to God, I have no idea how this vehicle still functions after everything." Leo remarked. 

-"Yeah this reminds me of the time I drove up to a bunch of super hot chicks and then they all got in my car." Fotis said. 

-"We all know that never happened." Tempest replied to him. 

-"Hey! Roufail always makes stuff up, why don't you believe my totally real experiences when I talk about them but have no problem with what Roufail does!?" Fotis asked. 

Roufail proceeded to assume a pose so bizarre and borderline biologically impossible that describing it would be an impossible task, before saying 

-"Nuh uh." and returning to his "normal" posture. 

-"Yeah, at least he's doing something interesting whenever he makes stuff up, you're just a fraud." Rin told Fotis. 

-"Oh damn, looks like I angered the couple of the year!" Fotis said jokingly. 

Roufail and Rin then both took turns kicking Fotis in the balls. This is a good time to bring up that anyone who ships the characters in this story will have a generational curse placed upon them by Some Weird Productions™️. 
Soon after Fotis recovered, the group arrived at the beach and after setting up all their stuff they went in for a swim, well, except Rin. 

-"Why aren't you going inside?" Koulis asked. 

-"I am not wearing a swimsuit, just normal clothes." she answered. 

-"Then why come to the beach?"

-"It's been a while since I've met up with you guys, besides, I wanted to get a better hold of this new Riox dude. After I saw my life flash in front of my eyes on the ride here, I think I don't like him that much."

-"Yeah it's like nobody knows how to drive these days. Riox was driving perfectly but every single one of the overgrown bacteriaflaps around us were always going the wrong way! Anyway, I'll go join the others now." Koulis said as he went to swim. 

Meanwhile, the ones that had already gone inside the sea were having a swimming competition, and with no end goal, they just called off the race once they all got too bored. 

The placings changed quite a bit over the course of the "race", but one thing that remained consistent is that Roufail was always behind everyone, so he was trying to figure out how to swim faster, which is when he asked Riox for advice.