The Quiet One: A Red Vs Blue Story

S2 E16: What's Mine Is Yours

At Blue Base, Bell, Caleb, Calynn, (Y/N), Michael and Tucker are talking on the upper level.

Tucker: "Man, Caboose. You were asleep for a long time. What were you dreaming about?"

Caboose: "Oh, nothing. I do not like to dream. I try not to think while I'm sleeping."

Caleb: "Thinking while I'm sleeping gives me night terrors."

Tucker: "That's pretty much how you function while you're awake, too." He says to Michael, ignoring Caleb.

Caboose: "I think consistency is important."

Church arrives at the top of the base.

Church: "Well, you look okay. Then again, that's just the armor. How do you feel?"

Caboose: "Great...! Who're you?"

Church: "Oh, come on! Not this again! How can you seriously not remember me?"

Caboose: "Oh, of course! I remember you... you're Marvin!"

Church: "I'm Church!"

Caboose: "I think I would remember a name that ridiculous. Nope, you are definitely Phil."

Church: "You killed me with the tank."

Caboose: "Dave!"

Church: "You insulted my girlfriend. You called her a cow."

Caboose: "Karen!"

Calynn: "He called her a slut actually." She corrects Church.

Caboose: "Phineas?"

Church: "Your whole life is based around pleasing me."

Caboose: "Wally."

Church: "In fact, I think you're kind of obsessed with being my best friend."

Caboose: "Milo?" He turns and whispers to Tucker, but it's loud enough that Church can hear. "Psst. The new guy is pretty full of himself."

Church: "New guy? What the- I'm not the new guy. You're the new guy!"

Tucker: "I don't know. I kinda like it. I could get used to calling you Rookie."

Calynn: "I second that."

Church: "Oh, yeah? Could you get used to me beating you to death?"

Bell: "That's mean, Church."

Church: "Grow a pair–!" Calynn cracks her knuckles, and he shuts up.

Caboose, again, turns to Tucker.

Caboose: "Psst. What's wrong with the rookie? He seems mad."

Church: "Oh, son of a bitch."

Caboose: "Susan?"