Safety || Weak Hero x Reader ||

Chapter 74: Chaos Is What Killed The Dinosaurs, Darling

Song Quote: Yummy
I'm the First Lady of Juicy Couture.
Got a little cash now, so the skirt is Dior
And my lips look just like Amanda Lepore's.
Now the kids out screaming "You were better before."
Before what?
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Your POV:

"Jesus, (N/n)-- What the hell did you do this time??"

Teddy's voice rang through your ears as you sat with him and Rowan, currently in the snack shop and munching on snacks since it was break time.

"Nothing." You replied, already knowing that you showed up to school with bandages all over your face and looking like you just got into another fight.

Well, you did. Multiple, actually.

"Nothing my ass. Spit it out!" He yelled, slamming his hands on the table and making the soda cans jump up a little. A small whine escaping from Rowan as he clutched onto his drink.

"Hey.. You almost spilled my Sprite!"

"(N/n)'s health is more important."

"Damn."

"It's nothing serious. I'm fine." You shrugged it off, sipping your drink and only hearing a sigh from Teddy.

"You're infuriating sometimes."

"At least I'm not dead."

"Please shut up."

Majority of the break you were telling all your friends that nothing happened, and it was only small minor injuries, despite having your whole face being smothered in bandages. Luckily, they didn't press any further and you're doing your own thing.

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"Who the hell.." You muttered, peeking into a classroom window and spotting Eugene getting harassed by a random bitch.

The rando walked out the classroom, giggling like a witch to his friend before spotting you.

"Oh! If it isn't the infamous lady fighter of Eunjang! Nice battle scars!" He walked up to you, putting his hand out. "I'm.." You stopped listening because you nor the author really don't give a damn when it comes to fake ass bitches.

You stared at his hand before crossing your arms, clearly not putting up with his two-faced attitude.

"Didn't know you're usually in these halls! I'm in the same class as Gray, and we're also best friends!"

Best friends MY ASS.

"Where are you heading? Let's go to the snack shop together! I can blah blah blah blah." You are not paying attention to this bitch at all. Even the author got lazy for his dialogue, so all you're hearing is a weird ringing in your ears just because of this guy talking.

"Shut the fuck up."

He immediately stopped talking, his expression faltering for a moment before letting out an awkward laugh. "Haha! You always have a way with words."

"Your voice is annoying."

"Always sarcastic too! I wonder how the others usually feel when--"

Without hesitation you punched him across the face.