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Olives.

Why olives?

They smell weird, and the texture makes me gag.

What's your favorite food then?

Frootloops.

. . . the cereal?

What other Frootloops are there?

I mean, I wouldn't really consider it a real food.

What would you call it then?

Sugar circles.

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Sugar circles?

Yes.

Your vocabulary is impeccable.

Are you making fun of me? I feel like I'm being mocked via text.

I would never mock you.

. . .

. . .

I get the feeling that you're lying to me.

That's because I am.

. . .

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Copeland?

Yes sunshine?

Are you ignoring me?

Never.


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