Fanfictions
Pendragon
Pendragon: Book One: The Merchant of Death by DJ MacHale
Silly Soldiers of Ravinia Version by Shmii
Journal #1: Denduron
Bobby: I hope you're listening, DJ.
DJ: I am!
Bobby: See, you're the only thing that's going to get this story off the ground.
I mean really, who would believe this crap? You know it didn't really happen, and I know it didn't really happen.
But here we are, with the manuscript of my “journal” in your hand. Journals imply that it's a documentation of what actually happened to somebody. But really, it didn't happen.
Anyways, on to what actually happened.
DJ: *rolls eyes* [to audience] He's always like this. Watch, it'll sound exactly the same as the book.
Courtney: *waves* Hey Bobby! Read for the game?
Bobby: Oh geeze... *drools*
Courtney: *kiss*
Press: Bobby! Save some for me!
Courtney: Ah! It's your pervy uncle! *flees*
Press: *laughs* Let's go. We've got work to do.
Bobby: But my girl...?
Press: She's the type to be there when you get back. Now let's go! *grabs*
Bike: Don't leave me all alone out here!
Press: You won't be alone for long. Now watch my muscles as I rip this blockade out of the way.
Cop: Uh... isn't this place, like, off limits or something?
Homeless Dude: This is my castle blah blah blah!
Press: *smiles* Hey Daney-by. Khaki makes you look fat.
Cop: *frowns* It does? Oh dear. Well we can't have that, now can we.
Homeless Dude: Oooh look, there's shiny lights on the train! *splat*
Press: Aw... you wasted a perfectly good body.
Cop: *sigh* Geeze, you're right. I should have thought of that before. Oh well. Watch me! I'm magic!
Saint Dane (formerly the cop): Ta-da!
Bobby: *faints*
SD: 'bout time.
Press: Hey, you can't have him.
SD: *pulls out guns* Wanna bet?
Press: Bobby! To the Flume!
Bobby: Wha—? Oh, right, Abracadabra.
Press: And watch out for the qiugs.
Bobby: Quigs?
Quig: *growls*
Bobby: What about the Third Rail? Oooh! The door! It's shiny!
KAMU SEDANG MEMBACA
Ghost of Fanfictions Past [COMPLETE]
Fiksi PenggemarThese are fanfics I wrote at some point in the past. For the most part, I have not edited them. See chapter index for a full list. Let me know if you'd like to see more from any of these stories and I might pick it up again. =D