Zodiac Short Stories

Turth Or Dare? #22

Quick not before we start! I'm sorry for not updating this part sooner, but I'm still planning out the hole fashion show thing. I'm probably gonna make a chapter just for that. But it'll be a little hard, 'cause I can't decide what they're gonna were since they don't have genders! Anyway, TO THE QUESTIONS AND DARES!

Me: "DeniseSiah22 dares Scorpio to summon demons to haunt Aquarius."

Scorpio: *smirks widely*

Aquarius: *sighs* "There's officially a war between the Scorpios and Aquas..."

-- two minutes later --

Demon 1 and 2: *giggling* *poking Aquarius*

Aquarius: *sighs loudly in annoyance*

Me: "@Sarcastic_moron dares Scorpio to make out with Aquarius."

Scorpio and Aquarius: "WHAT?!?!"

Gemini: *points at Scorpio and Aquarius* *laughs loudly*

Scorpio: "There is no way I'm touching that ghoul!"

Aquarius: "There is no way I'm touching that demon!"

Demon 1 and 2: *gasps*

Aquarius: (to demons) "No offense."

Demon 1 and 2: *shrugs* *continues poking Aquarius*

Aquarius: *sighs* (to me) "How long?"

Me: "Well, I don't wanna be mean, but I can't let you two get away from this. So....two minutes."

Scorpio: "PLEASE, IM BEGGING YOU!"

Me: "FINE! One minute. No less!"

Scorpio and Aquarius: *glares at each other*

-- one minute later --

Aquarius: "I'm gonna go wash my mouth!" *runs to bathroom* "WITH SOAP!"

Scorpio: "Me too!" *about to run away*

Me: "Not so fast, Scorp. The next question's for you."

Scorpio: *pouts* *crosses arms*

Me: "@Sarsters asks: would you marry Pisces if you could?"

Scorpio: "Of course!"

Pisces: *blushes* *looks away shyly*

Cancer: "Aw, how cute!!"

Me: "@Zodiacs_forever dares Cancer to act like his/her spirit animal."

Cancer: "You mean like a crab?"

Me: *shrugs*

Cancer: "How do I do that?"

Aries: "Just get on the floor or something."

Cancer: *gets on all fours on the floor* "For how long?"

Me: "Let's just say the rest of the chapter."

Cancer: *shrugs*

Me: "@MA_kitty dares Aquarius to push Aries off a cliff with a parachute."

Aries: (whines) "Whyyyyyy...?"

Leo: "AQUARIUS, GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE!"

-- 30 minutes later because I have no idea how to write the rest and I'm lazy --

Aries: "That was kinda fun. It probably would've been funner if the parachute had worked."

Me: "@Sarsters asks Aquarius: do you like Pisces?"

Aquarius: *crosses arms* "Of course I like her! Who doesn't?" *blushes slightly*

Virgo: *rolls eyes* "Do you like-like her?"

Aquarius: *blushes more* "What?! Pfft, no." *looks away*

Leo: "No one believes that."

Aries: *glares jealously at Pisces*

Scorpio: *glares angrily at Aquarius* *pulls Pisces closer* "Mine."

Me: *sighs* (mutters) "So much drama..." (normally) "@FreakyTroll910 dares all the signs to play hide and seek in the woods."

All the signs except Cancer: *groans loudly*

-- ten minutes later --

Aries: "That was so boooooooring!"

Gemini: "Tell me about it!"

Cancer: "I thought it was fun!" *smiles widely*

Capricorn: "Well you didn't have to count every single time!"

Me: "Is Cancer really the only one that had fun?"

Everyone else except Cancer: "YES!"

Me: "Anyway, DeniseSiah22 dares Capricorn to say some funny jokes to get the readers cracking."

Capricorn: "But I don't know any jokes..." *clears throat* "Old people at wedding always poke me and say 'your next', so I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."

Everyone: *bursts out laughing*

Capricorn: "A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis" and the wife fell on the ground laughing because on the screen it said, "Error. Not long enough."

((Sorry, I had to do that!)

Everyone: *falls to the ground laughing*

Capricorn: "And that's all I know."

Me: *trying to stop laughing.* "That was--" *giggle* "--funny enough." *wipes tear* "Phew. Anyway, feel free to comment or PM me questions or dares for the signs. And another thing, comment your favorite jokes! Bye!"

All the signs: "Bye!"