Zodiac Short Stories

T or D 2! #2

Kate: Hi and welcome back to the T or D series~! @Worldwide27 dares Scorpio to kiss his/her crush. *sighs* WHYYYYYY

Cancer: What's wrong? ;-;

Kate: No matter who I ship Scorpio with, people are gonna be unhappy and I can't please everyone and and-- *cries*

Scorpio: *kisses reflection*

(I'll leave his crush up to your imagination~ ;3)

Kate: Lol sorry, reader-chan~ @Chokoko-sama dares Capricorn to yell this in Pisces' face *whispers in Capricorn's ear* And if Pisces says no, (s)he has to throw a water bottle at Scorpio's face. If (s)he says yes, Capricorn has to steal something from Virgo and keep it for a week

Capricorn: *takes a deep breath* *leans in to Pisces' face* HEY I LIKE UNICORNS, DO YOU LIKE UNICORNS?

Pisces: OF COURSE *high five*

Capricorn & Pisces: *rides off on unicorns*

(idek what I'm writing anymore)

Virgo: Huh? Where did my clothes go? O_o

Capricorn: *hides clothes* who knows?

Aquarius: Why didn't you just steal his/her phone or book or something like a normal person? -_-"

Capricorn: Because that would be boring for both Author-chan and Reader-chan

Kate and Capricorn: *high five*

Kate: sashaiiiiia dares Virgo to drop some sick beats

Virgo: I was born to do this. *clears throat* *drops sick beats*

Gemini: My ears have been blessed.

Sagittarius: My soul has been cleansed

Leo: My ears are virgins no more

(i have no idea what im doing anymore--)

Kate: sashaiiiiia also dares Cancer to embarrass each of the other signs in turn

Cancer: I do this basically everyday anyway sooo~ Aries, you're insecure af

Aries: n-no! Liar!! *^* *blushes a teeny tiny bit :3*

Cancer: Taurus made out with their cousin

Taurus: You haven't?

Cancer: Gemini would be gay for Leo

Gemini: You know it *winks at Leo* Honey, that's not embarrassing~

Cancer: Your home screen is Leo

Leo: Same

Gemini: How'd you know...? O////O

Cancer: Leo's probably the most insecure out of all of us

Leo: T-that's not true...! >////> I-I'm beautiful and I know it! *actually really insecure*

Cancer: Virgo's made out with a book

Virgo: Y-YOU SAW THAT?!

Cancer: Libra has incredible drawing skills

Libra: Ah... no... >////>

Cancer: Scorpio is a hopeless romantic and--

Scorpio: S-STOP! O////O *covers Cancer's mouth*

Gemini & Leo: *pulls Scorpio away*

Cancer: ...--and loves hugs and cuddles

Scorpio: You're lying >////>

Cancer: Lol you know I'm not~ ;) Sagittarius has a huge crush on Libra, Capricorn made out with the same book as Virgo, Aquarius secretly dated a demon, and Pisces writes Scorisces fanfictions

Kate: ...should I be scared that you know all this?

Cancer: Definitely ;)

Gemini: Yeah well CANCER WRITES SCORISCES SMUT! *points at Cancer*

Cancer: Yeah well YOU READ THEM

Cancer: AND ENJOY THEM

Kate: I don't blame you, Scorisces smut is beautiful-- I mean what

Kate: Anyway, @Football_Girl32 dares everyone to say who their crush is

Kate: *lays down on floor* *dies*

Libra: Rest in piece, Author-chan...

*insert funeral*

Kate: *comes back to life* I'll leave that up to Reader-chan's imagination~ @Cookie_Geek24 dares Capricorn to be evil for 12 days

Capricorn: *burns Virgo's clothes* *laughs evilly*

Kate: @Cookie_Geek24 also dares the signs to act like a different sign. I'll let Reader-chan guess which sign~

(This is gonna be pretty stereotypical, please don't hate me XD)

Aries: Fooooood

Taurus: *holds up mirror* *kisses reflection*

Gemini: OMG I'M SO ANGRY ALL THE TIME

Cancer: *hums* *stares out window dreamily* *doodles* *falls asleep*

Leo: *jumps up and down* OMG LET'S GO OUTSIDE AND PLAY HIDE N SEEK OR SOMETHING--

Virgo: All I care about is books and Satan

Libra: All I care about is Leo

Scorpio: *cries*

Sagittarius: My only love is books

Capricorn: I can't decide which shoes to wear...

Aquarius: Sex, Satan, murder, more sex (R.I.P all innocent readers, if there even is any lmao)

Pisces: Aliens are cool...

Kate: Anyway, that's all for now :3 Until next time~!