Zodiac Short Stories

T or D 2! #1

Kate: Hi and welcome to the T or D series! The first dare is from amb_13 and he dares Pisces to be faster than Sanic

Pisces: *already gone*

Cancer: Eh? Where'd Pisces go? .-.

Pisces: *rushes back with souvenirs*

Libra: Where were you??

Pisces: Everywhere.

*silence*

Pisces: *hands out souvenirs from around the world to everyone*

Kate: ...anyway (I WROTE ANYGAY AT FIRST IM CRYING), the next dare is for Scorpio. @DaniLucille dares you to tell your true feelings for every sign.

Scorpio: What makes you think I have feelings?

Leo: Aww we all know you have a heart deep down, Scorp~

Gemini: Yeah, Scorpio's probably actually the most sensitive sign~

Scorpio: Oh I'm sorry, did I ask for your opinion?

Kate: Huehue you can hide it all you want, just get to the dare already :3

Scorpio: Fine... *turns to Aries* You're an asshole but I love you

Aries: You know it bruh *hugs Scorpio*

(Ok but that's a beautiful friendship XD)

Scorpio: *turns to Taurus* You're chill and you don't bug me, so you're cool

Taurus: *thumbs up*

Scorpio: *turns to Gemini* ...you're annoying *mutters* but only because you stole my pencil once and I'm still salty about it...

Gemini: *flashbacks of pencil* *nervous laughter*

Scorpio: *turns to Cancer* You're an innocent cinnamon roll that must be protected

Pisces: *holds onto Cancer* *pets Cancer's head*

Scorpio: ...even though we all know you're not innocent at all

Cancer: huehue >:3

Scorpio: *turns to Leo* I think you're a jerk because you're better looking than me

Leo: You know it~ *hair flip*

Kate: Well I know that at least Pisces is more of a sucker for Scorpios~ ;)

Pisces: I mean... I can't deny that... XD

(LMAO DID YOU GUYS REALLY THINK YOU COULD ESCAPE THIS SHIP?

NAH FAM <3)

Scorpio: *turns to Virgo* YOU'RE SO SMART AND YOU KNOW EVERYTHING AND THAT ANNOYS ME

Virgo: *shrugs* get in line :)

Scorpio: *turns to Libra* ...idek, I don't like you, don't dislike you either

Libra: I'll just take that as a compliment

Scorpio: *turns to Sagittarius* Too energetic

Sagittarius: *bouncing up and down* pfft no, I don't know what you're talking about

Scorpio: *turns to Capricorn* YOU'RE SO SMART TOO WTH

Capricorn: *shrugs*

Scorpio: *turns to Aquarius* *growls* You're my rival because we're the only two that can summon Satan... *^*

Aquarius: *cocky smirk*

Scorpio: *turns to Pisces*

*silence*

Scorpio: ...My bae *hugs Pisces*

(LMAO DO YOU HATE ME?

WELL THAT SUCKS 'CAUSE YOU'RE ALL STUCK WITH ME <3)

Kate: @garmuafoeva asks "if the signs had to be stuck in a room with one other sign for a week, who would they be stuck with?"

Aries: Scorpio because (s)he's my best friend and probably the only one I can tolerate

Taurus: Food (honestly, did you guys really expect a different answer? XD) ...ok I'd wanna be with Virgo because (s)he's smart enough to get us out of the room after only an hour or something

Gemini: Leo because Leo's my bae <3

Cancer: Pisces :3

Leo: Gemini~ *winks at Gemini*

Virgo: Capricorn because we're smart enough to find a way out of the room after only 3 minutes *cocky smirk*

Libra: Sagittarius! :3

Scorpio: No one

Kate: Scorpiooo, you have to choose! =3=

Scorpio: *sighs* Fine, I'd rather be with Aries, Pisces, Cancer or Taurus 'cause they're the only ones I can tolerate

Sagittarius: Leo or Libra! ^~^

Capricorn: Aquarius because it'd be cool to talk with Satan

Aquarius: Ayyy :D *high five*

Scorpio: I can too...

Capricorn: Yeah but I like Aquarius more :)

Scorpio: *stands up* excuse me? *looks down at Capricorn intimidatingly*

Cancer and Pisces: *hugs Scorpio*

Scorpio: *cools down* ok i'm fine now *completely chill lol (hugs are his weakness)*

Aquarius: Taurus because (s)he's chill

Pisces: Cancer! :3

Kate: Ok the last question is from Plucifer to Scorpio: "If you had to date someone other than Pisces, who would it be?"

Scorpio: No one because everyone sucks

Cancer: *pouts* come ooon, you need to choose someone! ;-;

Scorpio: Idk maybe Aries because (s)he's my best friend

Kate: Aaand that's all for now! :3 If you have any questions or dares, tell me!

Also, please don't hate me lol, I'm trying to die down the Scorisces but it's so hard TwT It honestly surprises me that I still ship it lmao

Until next time~