The Right Way to Write a Book

Swiftly

Why have long-ass chapters when your chapters and be short and swift.

Get to the point.

Actually, no.

Sway back and forth between what you want the reader to know, and the actual action.

'Cause, you know, it gets them all mixed up. So they can do that teacher crap.

Or

So you can keep making them guess

And surprise them

From out of the blue.