alexia | jjk

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Dec. 5, 2015, 9:09 PM-Dec. 6, 2015, 11:09
Alexia's time-Jeongguk's time

jungwookiee: i stalked the ends of the earth to find your kik

jungwookiee: i swear if this is not JEON JUNGKOOK i will cry

090182j: how, out of all the usernames on kik, did you come up with this one?

jungwookiee: the sly maknae would beef his security up

jungwookiee: you can never know

jungwookiee: i must be speaking a bunch of gibberish right now i apologize

090182j: i guess you get partial credit bc i am from korea

jungwookiee: WOAH

jungwookiee: how did i do that

090182j: idk that's pretty cool of you fam

jungwookiee: lol thx

jungwookiee: well, i apologize for disturbing you have a nice rest of your korean day.

090182j: no don't leave

090182j: i told you something about myself that implies that i want you to stay

jungwookiee: i didn't know that there was a code

090182j: what kind of hole have you been living in

090182j: this is common knowledge

jungwookiee: i've being living in a hellhole called k-pop

090182j: lol same

jungwookiee: that's cool! what groups/ artists are you into?

090182j: i like bts a lot. big bang is really cool 2, specifically g-dragon.

jungwookiee: jUnGKOOK lIKES G-DRAGON

jungwookiee: HAVE I FOUND YOU

1 hour later. . .

jungwookiee: you know that not replying implies that you are jungkook

090182j: i didn't know there was a code

090182j: and i got busy i'm sorry ):

jungwookiee: *strokes white fluffy cat maliciously* how the tables have turned

jungwookiee: don't worry, it's okay

090182j: what does maliciously mean

jungwookiee: how do you know what implies means and not maliciously?

090182j: shut up, i'm still learning.

jungwookiee: easy there o:

090182j: what does it mean

jungwookiee: it means to do something with intention of doing harm. ya feel?

090182j: so you're being mean to your pet????

jungwookiee: wait what?

090182j: that's animal abuse?? a crime!

jungwookiee: no, i don't think you understand.

090182j: ????????

jungwookiee: let's just drop this.

jungwookiee: and i do not abuse animals, okay?

090182j: ok

jungwookiee: by the way, my name is alexia.

090182j: nice to meet you lex!!

jungwookiee: *clasps hands at the side of face unmaliciously* only one hour and you've already given me a nickname

090182j: you're so weird!!

jungwookiee: ah, my friend this all but common knowledge.

jungwookiee: what should i call you?

090182j: tbh, just call me what you want.

jungwookiee: can i call you jungkook? (;

090182j: lol sure

jungwookiee: YEET

090182j: your name is very pretty

jungwookiee: thank you very much.

090182j: i bet your name matches your looks (((:

jungwookiee: lol was that supposed to entice me?

090182j: i am but a smol korean boy who did not know what maliciously meant but also doesn't know what entice means

jungwookiee: to attract with pleasure (;

090182j: omg no

jungwookiee: whatever you say, jungkook.