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calum: miCHAEL

michael: yes calum

calum: NOAH

calum: AND BRIAN IM SCREECHING

calum: theY ARE SO CUTE I NEED TO PUNCH SOMEONE

michael: punch calvin

calum: michael

calum: mike

calum: mikey

calum: i am smol and fragile i cannot punch

michael: i can

michael: ill do it for you

calum: plz

calum: ill blow you if you do

michael: im oN MY WAY RIGHT NOW

calum: ;)

michael: ugH

michael: you know the gym teacher

calum: mr steel????

michael: yea well he has been giving me shit all day long and saying gay slurs to me

calum: shove your foot up his ass

michael: youre*

calum: now i know why you arent an english teacher

michael: ????

calum: oh my god how are you a teacher

michael: shut up

calum: hmmm

calum: no

calum: mel says hi

michael: hello mel

calum: shhH

michael: what have i done wrong now

calum: nothing

michael: :(

calum: n o t h i n g

michael: i dont believe you

calum: michAel stOp beiNg sO cuTe

michael: sorry cant

calum: fuck me unilk i cnwnt wkad

michael: already have

calum: shhHH

calum: STOP

calum: THAT WAS MEL

calum: DO NOT TELL HER ABOUT OUR SEX LIFE

michael: hmmm

calum: bye

calum: gotta go

calum: gotta zayn

michael: bye have fun dont do anything dumb

calum: i cant do anything dumb with girls im gay as fuck

michael: :')

HEY QUICK UPDATE BC WHY NOT - MC

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