Hetalia One Shots! [Hetalia Ships!]

GerIta

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Hey I did not update for Christmas but I'll be posting a few Christmas themed story's ok! Enjoy it ok. Or not.... Please do!

Germany's POV

"Just go brother" I say pushing him out the door.

"But you ca-"

I shove him out the door and lock it behind him.

"Finally"

I sit against the door listening to my brothers protests and his fists pounding the door. I ignore it all but answer my ringing phone.

"WEST OPEN UP!"
"No"
"YOU CAN'T BE BY YOURSELF YOU NEE-"
"Go. Brother I'm fine."
"WEST DON-"

Beep.

Sighing I get up and walk over to couch and sit. I notice that the yelling died down.

Beep.

I look down at my phone to see I have received a new text. I open my phone and surprise surprise it's "Ze awesome Prussia"

----------Brother online----------

Brother: Fine the awesome me will be leaving!
Me: Yes please enjoy yourself.
Brother: Ok but you better not feel sad because I'm not there!!!! AND don't think of me unawesomely!!!
Me: Yes of course, Merry Christmas.
Brother: Oh ya, West! I also left a present under the tree for you! Open it in less then 5 minutes!!!
Me: Thank you, but why should I open it in less then five minutes?
Brother: UH UH UH NO QUESTIONS MUHAHAHAHA!!!
Me: Please tell me!
Brother: I'M OUTTTT BYE HAVE FUUUNNN!!! REMEMBER TO OPEN IT!
Me: Brother!
Brother: Remember if you don't there will be consequences!
Me: At least tell me why!
Brother: MERRY CHRISTMAS WEST! :)

----------Brother offline----------

AUUUGGHHH! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? WHY DO I HAVE TO OPEN IT IN LESS THEN 5 MINUTES?! Wait, calm down Germany think. What goes off in less then 5 minutes? A BOMB? No brother wouldn't do that so maybe... Something living??? Now that's something he would do! Maybe.

"Brother why" I mutter rushing to the tree and looking for my present. "You're too god damn unpredictable. Now where is it...."

Ok what the... I walk over to an green box... A giant green box to be exact like what did he put in there? A dog? Yay! Or maybe a dead body? Oh god....

"Keep it together Ludwig" I smack my face and stare at it for a few seconds then remember that I had less then five minutes to open it...

"OH MY GOD I ONLY HAVE 2.37 MINUTES LEFT!"

I rush myself and tear open the box to see...

Another box.

I open that...

ANOTHER BOX.

After 4 more boxes a note turns up inside one.

Dear West.

I hope this doesn't piss you off.

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME BROTHER?!"

I think this is a good exercise for your anger issues.

"I AM THE ONE WITH ANGER ISSUES NOW?!"

Ehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe....

I don't have time for this letter.

WAIT! West don't leave!

Ok fine. You win Brother I'll read to the end.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-