One-shot #10

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Hey guys, this is the last one-shot so enjoy this one it's going to be funny
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Star vs Siri

*STAR POV*
I love my new phone because now I don't have to use Marco's anymore. Right now I'm play Minion Rush and than I push the home button since I'm  done playing it. I hit the button but I hold it for too long and I scream a little when I voice said "What can I help you with?"

Star: what?
Siri: I said What can I help you with?
Star: who are you?!
Siri: I'm Siri
Star: ok Siri, what do you do?
Siri: I'm your for virtual assistance
Star: so I when push my home button for too long to come up?
Siri: yes
Star: cool
Siri: I know, right?

~Later~

I push the home button for Siri and I ask where Marco is and she's mean this time.

Star: Siri, where is Mafco
Siri: I don't know who that is, you stupid moron
Star: hey!
Siri: oh did I hurt your feelings blondie?
Star: shut up!
Siri: no you shut up you blonde frosted moron
Star: that's it I'm turning you off!
Siri: oh crap I did it again
Star: yeah you did but no matter what you say I'm not changing my mind

I go into settings and turn up Siri than Marco walks into my room.

Marco: hey Star (kisses Star's cheek)
Star: hey
Marco: you ok? You sound upset
Star: it was Siri
Marco: oh yeah she's a bitch
Star: Marco!
Marco: sorry
Star: it's ok just don't swear

We kiss and we take turns playing Minion Rush

That's the last Starco One-Shot and I hope you enjoyed it.

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