Unicorns, Fish, and Flips

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Astrid: Hey guys!!! We have received a ton of dares! Thank you all!
Heather: Yes, thank you all. So we have 4 dares!
Astrid: We shall start with *picks up first letter* This one! *opens it*
"I dare Astrid to eat three fish and then do as many backflips as she can undermine minute. And heather has to convince everyone she's a unicorn."

Heather: A unicorn?! I don't think I'll convince anyone!
Astrid: Maybe the twins..
Heather: Yeah probably.. And can you even do a backflip?
Astrid: Of course I can! A shield maiden has to be limber and stealthy!
Heather: Thought so, C'mon lets go to the clubhouse.. There's plenty of fish there!
Astrid and Heather then walk to the clubhouse in aware that the whole gang was there..

Heather: Hey did you guys know I'm actually a unicorn? I can change from my human form to my unicorn form whenever I want to as well!
Everyone looks at her like she's crazy
Tuffnut: REALLY??
Heather: *facepalms* Oh my gods..
Astrid: Okay here goes nothing!
*she eats three fish rapidly and starts back flipping*
Hiccup: How long until she's done?
Heather: She still has another 15 seconds
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Astrid: *stops and goes to a barrel and starts puking*
Fish legs: Hey! She did 34 backflips! Good job Astrid!
Astrid: *sitting down with a cup of water* Thanks Fishlegs.. *Hiccups rubbing her back and whispering things to her*
Heather: Where's Ruffnut and Snotlout?
Tuff: Who cares?
Heather: That's odd, they're always here..

Meanwhile

Snotlout: You know you could have told Hiccup about the speed stingers!
Ruffnut: *paralyized* Muffled cursing
Snotlout: I mean come on Ruffnut! There's a whole pack!
A speed stinger attempted to strike Snotlout, but only ended up hitting a tree right next to his face
Snotlout: Okay Snotlout is outlout!
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Sorry!!!!!!!
*dodges axes and arrows*
I'm so sorry guys! I've been really busy...
By the way I'm starting a new book!
It's called 'Late Night with Buffy'
Basically you just comment a fictional character or a animated character, and I will interview them and probably make them do crazy things.
I tried to write that back in 2015 and it didn't end so well.
Well let's try again!
Go check it out!
-Buffy💕

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