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Me: hi sorry I was gone for so long but I've got news!

Maka: where were you?

Soul: yeah why so long?

Me: *sweat drops* don't ask

Liz: what was the news?

Me: oh that. We're getting a new co-host!

Tsubaki: really, that's nice

Black Star: I'm a better star than him!

Me: what makes you think it's a he?!

Black Star: ....wait it's a girl?

Me: yes it's my sister

Everyone: what?! Since when have you had a sister?

Me: *sighs* I've always had a sister anyway welcome G_R_A_C_I_E_P_O_O

Grace: *walks inside and trips over air* ...ow

Me: *sweat drop* ...that just happened

Maka: is she going to be ok?

Me: should be, this happens a lot...like a lot

Grace: *gets up and walks over and sits beside me* hi I'm Grace and I'm your new host!

Me: uh your a co-host!

Grace: sorry

Maka: well nice to meet you Grace

Soul: yeah hey

Tsubaki: hello *waves*

Patty: hi! Do you like giraffes?! *giggles*

Liz: *sighs* Patty... well hi

Kid: hello

Crona: h-hello

Black Star: hahaha bow down to your God! Black Star!!

Crona: ...a-ah *runs to the corner

Me: Black Star stop yelling!

Grace: *smiles* well hi everyone, I think giraffes are cool, and no thanks I don't bow down to no one!

Me: wait are Medusa and Spirit still here?

Maka: *sweat drops* it's not just them, Stein and Blair too

Me: WHEN THE F*** DID THEY GET HERE AND WHY IS EVERYONE TURNING UP RANDOMLY?!

Liz: we'd like to know that too *sighs*

Me: well uninvited people this is my sister Grace

Blair: *half naked* hello Gracie

Stein: I'd like to dissect you *creepy assed grin*

Grace: ...your creeping me out *takes a step back*

Me: Stein stop it this is my sister! You dissect her and I'll kill you until you die!

Maka: that didn't make sense

Me: I don't care! I mean it though!

Stein: O.O

Me: that's right *smirks*

Black Star: EVERYBODY SHUT UP AND FOCUS ON ME INSTEAD!

Everybody: nope

Me: ok bye leave comments

Grace: yeah bye

-El out/

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