Five dares

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Me: Hello! Sorry I haven't updated sooner!

buckthewookie: Hey.

Grace: Hi!!!

Me: Well we got dares, the first is from @159357ak who dares Maka and Soul to have a rematch with the Kishin Asura, second dare is from Morailsforlife246 who dares everyone to prank Spirit, third dare is from @Death_Taco222111 who dares Liz to slap Death and Patty to say that giraffes are stupid, and lastly from Crazy17child who dares Asura to play Layers of Fear and everyone has to watch.

buckthewookie: That's a lot of dares.

Me: Yeah, but it's nothing. Alright let's start!

Maka: I'm here, Soul Transform!

Soul: *transforms and lands in Maka's hands*

Asura: You know what happened last time we fought *smirks*

Maka: Yes, we won using bravery! *attacks Asura*

Asura: *blocks attack*

Me: Ok well whilst their fighting let's start another dare.

Liz: Ok. *slaps Death* Sorry.

Lord Death: It's ok~ I didn't even feel it.

Patty: But I don't want to! Giraffes are not stupid!

Black Star: *chants* Do the dare! Do the dare!

Tsubaki: Black Star please be quiet.

Patty: Alright. Giraffes are stupid *burst out crying*

Liz: *sighs and gives Patty a hug*

Me: Ok let's go back to Maka and Soul.

Maka: *standing victoriously* That kishin won't ever stand in our way.

Soul: *transforms back* Yeah.

Asura: Damn bravery!

Kid: Your just weak Asura.

Asura: What did you say? *glares*

Me: Ok next dare.

Liz: Easy, Maka just say your having Soul's child.

Maka: *blushes* A-alright.

Everyone: *goes over to Spirit*

Maka: Hey papa?

Spirit: Yes Maka, what is it?

Maka: Well..... I'm having Soul's child.

Spirit: *jaw hits the ground* WHAT?! *starts screaming incoherent things*

Me: *burst out laughing*

Maka: Papa! It was just a dare! Calm down!

Spirit: *freezes* Just a dare?

Maka: Yes.

Spirit: *sighs in relief* Good.

Me: Hahahaha now Asura.

Asura: *grumbles but starts to play Layers of Fear*

Liz: W-What the hell is this?

Me: I'd like to ask the same question.

Grace: Seems boring *shrugs*

(A/N: I have no idea what Layers of Fear is so I'm not going to describe it)

Asura: *halfway through the game but scared shitless*

Everyone else: *watching carefully*

Asura: *gets defeated in the game* Stupid scary game!

Me: That was some messed up shit, well another chapter done! Thanks everyone who read, liked or commented.
Oh, also I'm sorry if I missed your dares or got your dares wrong.
Bye!

-Ella out/

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