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Me: heyo!

Everybody: hi

Me: I'll cut to the chase, from DeaththekidisHOT Crona was dared to tell his feelings to his crush, from tomboydeer they dared Black Star to scream like a goat in front of Tsubaki, from Morailsforlife246 they dared Soul to read for a month and Maka not to read for a month and Black Star has to ask Tsubaki out on a date and from Crazy17child dared Stein, Patty and Spirit to hold Kid down, while Asura cuts his clothes and make it asymmetrical as possible and Lord Death has to Reaper-Chop everyone and finally from Mika_Mikase they dared everyone to scream who they like, they dared Black Star to stuff crackers in his mouth and scream, they dared Tsubaki to slap everyone in the room, they dared Liz to play FNAF 4, they dared Patty to murder her giraffe, they dared Arachne to bitch slap the person she likes, they dared Medusa to go up to Stein and squeal 'I love you!' three times, they dared Stein to ACTUALLY ROLL ON HIS CHAIR CORRECTLY FOR ONCE!, they dared Erika to scream at the cast what she thinks of them, they dared Maka to go up to Spirit and say, 'I'm having a threesome with Kid and Soul!", they dared Soul to tell his true feelings to Maka, they dared Kid to kiss his crush, they also dared Kid to dress asymmetrically, they dared everyone to watch corpse party and finally they dared Spirit to act like an awkward couch potato

Everyone: .....

Me: Crona tell your crush your feelings

Crona: *blushes* u-um...w-well, I...really l-like Patty (yes I ship this)

Everyone: O.O

Patty: awwwww I like you to Crona! *hugs Crona*

Me: awwww ok Black Star scream like a goat in front of Tsubaki

Black Star: *screams like a goat*

Tsubaki: *covering ears* ah...Black Star!

Everyone else: *covering ears*

Me: too loud Black Star! Anyway next Soul you have to read for a month and Maka you can't

Soul and Maka: NOOOOO!

Maka: I have to read!

Soul: reading is so uncool!

Me: *takes book off Maka and throws it at Soul* there! Do the dare!

Maka and Soul: no just no!

Me: don't care! Okay next Black Star ask Tsubaki out

Black Star: *blushes* okay, Tsubaki...PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME!

Tsubaki: *blushes* sure *smiles*

Black Star: hell yeah let's go! *drags Tsubaki out again*

Me: awww! Now Stein, Patty and Spirit hold Kid down whilst Asura makes him asymmetrical

Kid: NOOOOOO I CANT BE ASYMMETRICAL!

Everyone: *sweat drops*

Stein, Patty and Spirit: *hold Kid down*

Asura: *smirks and grabs a pair of scissors out of his pocket*

Kid: NO LET ME GO!

Asura: *walks to Kid and cuts off his left sleeve, cuts multiple lines on the left side, takes off left shoe* now the left side is completely asymmetrical

Kid: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'M TOTALLY ASYMMETRICAL! EVERYTHING ABOUT ME IS ASYMMETRICAL!!!!!! *coughs up blood and passes out*

Stein, Patty and Spirit: *get up and sit down*

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