kiwi | kim taehyung

[10] new messages!

YOU changed the group name to
GUYS I NEED HELP WITH THE PHYSICS HOMEWORK

HOEBI:
wtf is he doing

AREUM:
he's taehyunging

YOU changed the group name to
ESPECIALLY NUMBER 12 ITS REALLY HARD

AREUM:
does he think that he's sending a text or something?

KOOKACHU:
absolutely

CHAEJIN:
shouldn't you stop him kookie?

AREUM:
shhh we're just gonna let it rock

CHAEJIN:
but he's

AREUM:
just let it rock

YOU changed the group name to
(AREUM SEND) THE ANSWER TO (NU)MBER 12 PLEASE, I'(D) B(E S)O GRATEFUL IF YOU DID ;)

HOEBI:
maneuvers !!!

CHAEJIN:
even when he's high he doesn't stop

AREUM:
that was slick as hell tho, i'm not even gonna front

KOOKACHU:
i just can't believe this dope is my best friend

HOEBI:
yup and i can't believe he's areum's man

AREUM:
yo lick my ass hoesock

CHAEJIN:
i can't believe it's not butter!

YOU:
i can't believe i haven't fucked her!

KOOKACHU:
a kingdom of escalation, and it looks like tae's the queen!!!

YOU:
kook shhhh stop yelling

KOOKACHU:
IM SO

YOU:
sHHHhh stOP YELLING!.....this is a top secret operation and ii can't afford for anyone to compromise my position

YOU:
who turned off the lights

KOOKACHU:
i'm fucking cryi nf

AREUM:
omfg why, what's he doing now?

KOOKACHU:
he's tip toeing into the kitchen supa slow and pouring the worlds slowest bowl of cereal

KOOKACHU:
and i think he's trying not to make noise bc he's convinced it's rlly late at night

HOEBI:
how do you know that?

KOOKACHU:
well for one he keeps singing "day and night" by kid cudi

KOOKACHU:
and i think he's tiptoeing bc he doesn't wanna wake anyone up but little does he know

KOOKACHU:
he's just wearing his sunglasses,,

KOOKACHU:
it's 4pm,,,

KOOKACHU:
and i've been cracking up from the sidelines the whole fUCJKING time

YOU:
oh i'm waerring sunglasses?

YOU:
i couldn't tell

YOU:
haha i can't feel them on my face

YOU:
i can't feel anything on my face tbhhhh

AREUM:
okay weeknd relacks urself

YOU:
i really can't feel my face though

YOU:
and it ain't because i'm with you ,, nor do i love it

AREUM:
i don't think that's supposed to happen tae

AREUM:
you should probably get to a doctor because that's not a good sign at all

CHAEJIN:
jungkook why haven't you tried to take him to the hospital???

KOOKACHU:
oh right lmao

KOOKACHU:
you got gas money tho tae?

YOU:
na

KOOKACHU:
damn

KOOKACHU:
well, i'll keep u in my prayers you had a good run fam lol

AREUM:
jungkook this is serious lmao

KOOKACHU:
"this is serious"

KOOKACHU:
"lmao"

KOOKACHU:
that's so contradictory

CHAEJIN:
ur contradictory

KOOKACHU:
dis dick ain't contradictory tho

AREUM:
jungkook!

KOOKACHU:
WHAT?!

AREUM:
get him to a doctor right now!

KOOKACHU:
yeah let me just drive him in my little tikes rolling car

KOOKACHU:
come on taehyung get in

YOU:
but i can't swim

HOEBI:
lovely

YOU:
i think my face is about to fall off you guys

HOEBI:
jfc JUNGKOOK GET HIM MEDICAL ATTENTION

KOOKACHU:
i can't drive im only 6 what do you want me to do????

AREUM:
IDK

AREUM:
JUST FIX HIS FACE

YOU:
aye but look

YOU:
i'm not tryna feel my face right now ari

YOU:
i'm jus tryna feel you

AREUM:
AREUM has fled the battle!

AREUM:
*pokemon fleeing sound effect*

HOEBI:
can y'all just date already tbh

KOOKACHU:
i lov them together they're so cute !!!!

CHAEJIN:
not aS MUCH AS ME

CHAEJIN changed the group name to THE RISE OF TAEREUM✨💫💸

CHAEJIN:
it's lit !