MONEY GANG 🐉✨:
hoebi, kookachu, chaejin, areum
KOOKACHU:
areum
KOOKACHU:
it's been ten minutes
KOOKACHU:
where are you
YOU:
she was just here a second ago wtf
HOEBI:
we're gonna be late can y'all just hurry up and get in me mums car
HOEBI:
vroom vroom
HOEBI:
get out me car
HOEBI:
awww
KOOKACHU:
knowing areum she's probably on the toilet
YOU:
OHHH RIGHT
YOU:
i forgot i gave her the rest of my milkshake!!!!!
HOEBI:
you idiot you gave the lactose intolerant girl a milkshake????
YOU:
whoopsy daisy
HOEBI:
why didn't you stop him jungkook??????
KOOKACHU:
it's always funny to watch her get the runs lmao
KOOKACHU:
so i was like "fuck it" and i let it happen
KOOKACHU:
also it isn't like she would have listened to me anyway she wanted her milkshake so she was gonna got her milkshake don't blame me
YOU:
lmao she's gonna shit her way to dubai
AREUM:
yea lmao i probably will
YOU:
it was worth it tho right?
AREUM:
u already know!!!
YOU:
ayyyy *pointing squad pose*
AREUM:
AYYY *squatting squad point pose*
HOEBI:
areum wipe your ass and come on we're gonna get bad seats !!!
CHAEJIN:
you guys didn't leave yet??
CHAEJIN:
omfg my game is about to start and i don't know how much longer coach is gonna let me stay in the bleacher and hold your seats
CHAEJIN:
hurty up or i'll kill you all
KOOKACHU:
lol. "hurty".
CHAEJIN:
you're going first jeon jungkok
KOOKACHU:
OH NO AREUM WE GOTTA GO
KOOKACHU:
CHAEJIN GOT AN ACRYLIC STILETTO MANICURE A FEW DAYS AGO
KOOKACHU:
SHE GONNA CLAW MY EYES OUT
YOU:
how do you know what kind of manicure she got if she didn't tell you
KOOKACHU:
because sae ra told me about manicures on the phone a few days ago idk
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kiwi | kim taehyung
Fanfiction❝ 021-819-4426: so what's my name in your phone? ;) ❞ « in which five teens come together in a group chat to cheat on mr. kang's physics exams.
