kiwi | kim taehyung

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MONEY GANG 🐉✨:
hoebi, kookachu, chaejin, areum

KOOKACHU:
areum

KOOKACHU:
it's been ten minutes

KOOKACHU:
where are you

YOU:
she was just here a second ago wtf

HOEBI:
we're gonna be late can y'all just hurry up and get in me mums car

HOEBI:
vroom vroom

HOEBI:
get out me car

HOEBI:
awww

KOOKACHU:
knowing areum she's probably on the toilet

YOU:
OHHH RIGHT

YOU:
i forgot i gave her the rest of my milkshake!!!!!

HOEBI:
you idiot you gave the lactose intolerant girl a milkshake????

YOU:
whoopsy daisy

HOEBI:
why didn't you stop him jungkook??????

KOOKACHU:
it's always funny to watch her get the runs lmao

KOOKACHU:
so i was like "fuck it" and i let it happen

KOOKACHU:
also it isn't like she would have listened to me anyway she wanted her milkshake so she was gonna got her milkshake don't blame me

YOU:
lmao she's gonna shit her way to dubai

AREUM:
yea lmao i probably will

YOU:
it was worth it tho right?

AREUM:
u already know!!!

YOU:
ayyyy *pointing squad pose*

AREUM:
AYYY *squatting squad point pose*

HOEBI:
areum wipe your ass and come on we're gonna get bad seats !!!

CHAEJIN:
you guys didn't leave yet??

CHAEJIN:
omfg my game is about to start and i don't know how much longer coach is gonna let me stay in the bleacher and hold your seats

CHAEJIN:
hurty up or i'll kill you all

KOOKACHU:
lol. "hurty".

CHAEJIN:
you're going first jeon jungkok

KOOKACHU:
OH NO AREUM WE GOTTA GO

KOOKACHU:
CHAEJIN GOT AN ACRYLIC STILETTO MANICURE A FEW DAYS AGO

KOOKACHU:
SHE GONNA CLAW MY EYES OUT

YOU:
how do you know what kind of manicure she got if she didn't tell you

KOOKACHU:
because sae ra told me about manicures on the phone a few days ago idk