kiwi | kim taehyung

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TAEHYUNG:

YOU:
hey tae, i think i left my notebook at your house while we were all studying

YOU:
is it okay if i come back for it really fast

TAEHYUNG:
areum did you really have to ask

YOU:
idk maybe

TAEHYUNG:
i know i'm not your favorite person right now but we're still in the same group of friends so let's try not to make things any more awkward than they already are?

YOU:
it's kinda impossible to carry on as usual tho?

TAEHYUNG:
try your best?

YOU:
fuck you don't tell me what to do?

TAEHYUNG:
that's the areum i know and love

YOU:
suck my dick

YOU:
just have my notebook ready before i get there

YOU:
it's on your nightstand i think

TAEHYUNG:
alright

YOU:
what was she doing

TAEHYUNG:
what was who doing?

YOU:
ahsung????

YOU:
when i walked in she was yelling but why ????

TAEHYUNG:
what?? you already got here???

YOU:
yes i did, and that's what you get for always leaving your front door open

YOU:
also i'm covert ops

YOU:
anyway

YOU:
it's like 8 pm why is she yelling why is she making noise. it's getting late. why is she making noise.

TAEHYUNG:
8 pm is late to you?

YOU:
listen here sonny i'm 17 and i still have curfew and bedtime so yes 8pm is fuckin latte to me

YOU:
*late

TAEHYUNG:
lmao alright then

YOU:

but deadass i swear every time i see her she's yelling

TAEHYUNG:
you've only seen her twice

YOU:
so?

YOU:
tell that hoe zip it lock it put it in her pocket before i really give her something to cry about

TAEHYUNG:
she's not always like this, it's just when i do something really dumb

YOU:
but you are dumb

TAEHYUNG:
yeah i am

TAEHYUNG:
so as you can see this happens quite a bit lol

YOU:
buUUUt ur not like stupid dumb tho, like the good kind

YOU:
the kind that only works for special people

YOU:
ok that kinda sounded like a special ed joke now that i'm reading it over #yikes #embarassed #mymomtaughtmebettter #smh

YOU:
wait why am i complimenting you again?? ur mad ugly

TAEHYUNG:
see honey now you're telling lies

TAEHYUNG:
i have been fine as flour since i slid out the womb

TAEHYUNG:
don't even

YOU:
as much as i hate you if i see her yelling at you like that again i'm going to have to call her out

TAEHYUNG:
please don't talk to her about it

YOU:
i gotta stomp that hoe out

TAEHYUNG:
ari leave it alone

TAEHYUNG:
it's not that big a deal

TAEHYUNG:
also i know from experience that she has heavy hands and i'm kinda afraid she'll smack you to kauai or something

YOU:
i don't care if she has bear paws for hands, if you need me to fite imma fite

TAEHYUNG:
i can protect myself

TAEHYUNG:
and didn't u hate me like 16 hours ago tho?

YOU:
yeah

TAEHYUNG:
so why are you so willing to square up for me?

YOU:
because ur my disciple and i am ur trap goddess and i will protect my ohana until the end

TAEHYUNG:
*™

YOU:
what

TAEHYUNG:
it's trap goddess areum™ isn't it??

YOU:
oh shit u rite !!!

YOU:
*pointing squad pose* aYYYY

TAEHYUNG:
childish

YOU:
wtf do it back

TAEHYUNG:
lmao

YOU:
WTF DO IT BACK

TAEHYUNG:
*sigh*

TAEHYUNG:
*squatting squad point pose* AYYYY

YOU:
alright LIT