KOOKACHU changed the group name to PAPS:
KOOKACHU:
alright boys and virgin
AREUM:
fuck off
KOOKACHU:
todays word of the day is pap, a noun which means: a teet or nipple
KOOKACHU:
okay that's all
KOOKACHU:
wait where's chaejin and hoebi
AREUM:
they're staying after school to make up an english exam that they missed
YOU:
the chat is mad dry without them
YOU:
life is mad dry without them
YOU:
hoseok isn't here to bother me to buy him starbucks
YOU:
jungkook doesn't have a girlfriend
KOOKACHU:
wow
YOU:
and areum doesn't have a buddy to go home on the bus with awwhhh
AREUM:
try again because i'm with seungcheol
YOU:
nvm then
KOOKACHU:
i'm sitting right here lubin the chat up tho
AREUM:
no one is curious about you tho
KOOKACHU:
someone's a little aggy today i see
AREUM:
wouldn't be so aggy if people didn't make me that way
YOU:
too much salt will give you high cholesterol areum
AREUM:
sucking too much dick will give you herpes taehyung
YOU:
YO WHAT
YOU:
WHY YOU SO SALTY TODAY
AREUM:
WHY YOU SUCH A BITCH BITCH FUCK YOU
KOOKACHU:
o
AREUM:
sorry what were we talking about
AREUM:
i blacked out
YOU ARE READING
kiwi | kim taehyung
Fanfiction❝ 021-819-4426: so what's my name in your phone? ;) ❞ « in which five teens come together in a group chat to cheat on mr. kang's physics exams.
