THE RISE OF TAEREUM💫✨💸:
hoebi, kookachu, chaejin, areum
KOOKACHU:
i can't believe you guys actually made me go ALL THE WAY to chaejin's house, READ the TEXTBOOK, and MEMORIZE things and we aren't even HAVING this QUIZ today
CHAEJIN:
well it ain't my fault that kang stayed home today
AREUM:
i don't blame him either
AREUM:
and i feel bad for the substitute teacher too
AREUM:
i hate being in this hellhole
AREUM:
the water fountains don't even have cold water
AREUM:
how am i supposed to be a hydrated ho if i can't even get a drink of water around here???
YOU:
you can buy water from the vending machines???
YOU:
idk tho like its just a suggestion
AREUM:
and i suggest you keep your mouth shut before i stomp your face in with my timberlands
AREUM:
not everyone has ten thousand won to spend every day on water, rich boy
AREUM:
i have more important things to buy
HOEBI:
such as coffee and saeoo snek!!!!
HOEBI:
i'm always a hoe for coffee and saeoo snek!!
CHAEJIN:
we know
HOEBI:
first of all how dare you even say that about me chaejin
YOU:
wait why would you spend ten thousand won on water tf
YOU:
they're only two thousand won a bottle
KOOKACHU:
did you not just hear her say she's a hydrated ho????
AREUM:
yes, listen to my favorite disciple
AREUM:
trap goddess areum requires five bottles of liquid sustenance a day to stay fresh to death, no more, no less
AREUM:
omfg i should make a shrine for myself
AREUM:
all my disciples could pay homage by leaving water bottles there instead of me paying for it omg would you guys do that for me?
CHAEJIN:
bitch i hope the fuck you would make a shrine for yourself
HOEBI:
ain't nobody gonna bring you no type of liquid sustenance ho
HOEBI:
i gotta save my mulaz for chipotle and saeoo and coffee even tho chipotle always sets my asshole on fire!!!
YOU:
and i gotta save for the new yeezy boosts!!!
CHAEJIN:
you mean the fuckboy boosts?
YOU:
why are you drinking so much haterade rn
CHAEJIN:
read id:gaf am
YOU:
ouch
KOOKACHU:
srsly though you guys need to stop being so selfish
YOU ARE READING
kiwi | kim taehyung
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