kiwi | kim taehyung

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MONEY GANG 🇰🇷🐉✨:

HOEBI:
oh nah

YOU:
what?

HOEBI:
OH NAH

YOU:
what!!!!

HOEBI:

O H. N A H.

AREUM:
wtf is dis

HOEBI:
that is your face
and that is taehyung's neck

:))))))))))))))

AREUM:
ummm when was this??

HOEBI:
WHEN I TOLD YALL TO LEAVE MY HOUSE AND YOU STARTED WATCHING MY NARUTO COLLECTION

HOEBI:
and bOY AM I GLAD YOU GUYS WANTED THOSE PIZZA ROLLS

YOU:
oh man

CHAEJIN:
boy u LYIN

CHAEJIN:
I BEEN WAITIN FOR THIS MOMENT

KOOKACHU:
THIS IS PIVOTAL

KOOKACHU:
🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑🔑

YOU:
like why would u do this to me hoeseok she gon kill me

AREUM:
ewwwwuuugGHHH i have to sanitize my neck

AREUM:
why were you all up in my neck little boy

YOU:
idk we was sleep

YOU:
but you know the pimpin never stops

AREUM:
jfc delete this photo forever

CHAEJIN:
BUT WHY

CHAEJIN:
ITS A GR8 PIC FOR THE CHRISTMAS CARDS IF YOU ASK ME

AREUM:
pls don't say that it makes us sound like we're married or some shit and i don't do that whole "tying down" thing

YOU:
we probably are already married with twins in chaejin's mind tbh

CHAEJIN:
FUCKIN FAX

KOOKACHU:
"i don't get tied down" lmfaoo taehyung must have been biting her with his fangs in this pic because clearly some of his fuckboyism has seeped into her

AREUM:
jungkook just stfu

AREUM:
actually all of you stfu

AREUM:
you guys are so irritating

CHAEJIN:
stop being like that and just let taereum rise

YOU:
TBH

HOEBI:
TBQH

KOOKACHU:
TBQFH

AREUM:
shut up

YOU:
lmao areum when you gonna stop frontin?

AREUM:
im not even fronting i just genuinely don't have feelings for you tf

YOU:
so then how come chaejin said she never sent that message that day when i sang to you

AREUM:
what message fool

YOU:
"words will never be able to describe how much i ship taereum in my heart"

"well then that makes two of us"

YOU:
but you're not frontin tho right?

AREUM:
okay and?

YOU:
and you like me

AREUM:
okay and?

YOU:
and that means taereum is sailing

AREUM:
okay and?

YOU:
i change my mind i hate you a lot

AREUM:
well that makes two of us

CHAEJIN:
one day your grandchildren will ask how you met and old auntie chaejin is gonna pull up alllll the old convos from this group chat lol

KOOKACHU:
what if we're not friends that long tho

YOU:
lol we will be fam

HOEBI:
and how exactly do you know that

HOEBI:
because i'm already sick of y'all. like you guys dead be getting me tight 25/8 so you're buggin the fuck out if you think i'm about to put up with your shit for another 40 years

YOU:
dw we'll be friends guys, no doubt

YOU:
because we're ohana

AREUM:
aww

YOU:
well me and areum will be a little more than ohana by then haha nahmsayin

AREUM:
sHUT UP