Sandhir's OS Diary

3.Firangi wife!!

Randhir came frm office after packing up his hectic schedule...

But whn he came inside he saw his firangi wife who is always in hr shorts n tank top wearing a blood red saari ...
looking like a typical indian bahu n a wife...

She opened d door wid a smile...
It ws new fr him bcz uptil yesterday she used to shout on him fr disturbing her bcz it ws her yoga class tym...

She welcomed him wid a sweet smile....
She ws dolled up in a red saari...
A wedding neckpiece...which she rarely wears...
N a long line of vermilion in her partings....which she didnt apply ever except hr marriage day...

She is looking like a cartoon... rd thought n chuckled..

Ji aaiyye ji....padhariye andar...main kab se raah tak rhi thi aapki...she chipped

Rds eyes came out of hs sockets...
Kahin iske andar sanskaari bahu ki aatma toh nahi naa ghussi...bachke reh rd beta...he gulped hs saliva nervously...

She bought a glass of water...
N touched his feet...

He jerked hr....wat r u doing sanny...!! He literally jumped out of d couch..

Ji...woh pati parmeshwar hota hai ji...hume aashirvaad dijiye...hum aapke charno ki daasi hai...she chipped shyly...

Whattt....!! He yelled in shock

Jii...chillaiye mat...padosi samjhenge hum jhagad rhe hai...

Sanny wats going on tell me...why r u behaving like dis...!! He chipped in irritated tone...

Ji pehle aap naha dho lijiye ...fir hum batenge ki hume kya hua hai...she chipped taking her pallu on hr head....

He ws shocked to see dis...
But avoided fr d tym bcz now he ws hungry now...
N he knew he will hv to order it frm hotel bcz cooking n sanny r two opposite poles...

But to hs surprise whn he went down after freshening he got d biggest shock of hs life...

His not so masterchef wife cooked various delicacies...

Ji aayiye naa...aaj ka khaana maine apne haaton se banaya hai...she chipped adjusting hr pallu on hr head...

Baapre!! Aaj sanyu ne khaana banaya....oh god!!
Kal ki meeting kaun dekhega...
Aaj hi nayi deal mili hai...
Hey bhagwan mujhe itni jldi nahi marna hai....looked up n gulp his saliva...

Arree aap upar kya dekh reh hai..
Khaaiye naa...she chipped serving him...

Tum bhi khao...he chipped

Ji hum aapke baad khaenge....aapke plate se ....aapka jhutha..she chipped blushing

Wat nonsense....u r not doing such stupid things....he got irritated by hr weird behavior...