One Direction Preferences (tumblr) // 01

Preference 120- you hit him in the balls

You accidently hit him in the balls.





Louis:


"You suck, y/n! Is that the best you got? My grandma, no, a blind man could do better than that!" Louis shouted at me. We were playing FIFA and he was beating you, terribly. You weren't much of a sports' girl, anyway. You were only playing because Harry had cancelled their plans. You grew tired of Louis' constant banter and threw your controller over your shoulder. You heard a piercing scream and a loud thump. You turned and Louis was on the groud, rolling and crying out in pain. "Babe, what's wrong?" You raced over to him. "The controller. My balls. I'm dying." He cried out in pain. You hated to see him in pain, but you couldn't help but burst out laughing. "That's what you get! Payback is a bitch, Mr. Tommo." You shouted in his face, not trying to hold back your laughter. "Ugh, I hate you." Louis mumbled. You laughed even more and went to get his some ice.








Harry:



"You got that one thing! And I need that, one thing!" You shouted the lyrics at the top of my lungs. You were cleaning the flat, Harry and you shared. Harry was away at the studio. You always blasted One Direction's CD, when Harry wasn't home. You didn't need his ego any higher than it already was. One Thing ended and you switched to Up All Night, your favorite song on the album. It was so upbeat and fun. "DJ got the floor to shake, floor to shake." You got ready to do the famous thrust and felt a body behind you. You screamed and started kicking. You turned to see Harry on the ground. His eyes were scrunched up in pain. "Harry, baby, I'm sorry! I didn't hear you come in. Are you alright?" You pushed his curls out of his face. "You hit me in the balls more than once. I'm perfectly fine, quite peachy." Harry replied with much sarcasm. "I'm sorry! You can't just sneak up on me. I'll get some ice." You got up and went to get ice. Before you left the room, Harry stopped me. "And you're a pretty sexy dancer." He chuckled. You laughed and threw the cleaning rag at him.











Zayn:



"I know what I'm doing. Move." You stubbornly pushed your boyfriend out of the way, as you rode the skateboard. "Y/N, it's your first time on a skateboard, you don't know what you're doing." Zayn rolled his eyes. "Saids the boy, who just brought it last week." You shot back. You rode down the street a little bit and you were doing pretty good. Until, you didn't notice a hump in the rode and you started to tip off. "You know what, I can't watch you hurt yourself, Y/N. Get off." Zayn came behind and pulled me off. "You suck." You mumbled. You tried to do the skater trick, where you kick one end and it shoots up. It went horribly wrong. It hit Zayn directly in the balls. He clutched his area and leaned over. "Zayn, I'm so sorry." You rushed over and started rubbing his back. After the pain passed, Zayn leaned up slowly. He took the skateboard from my hands. "Just keep the skateboarding to professionals, okay babe?" He said, trying to keep his cool. You nodded your head, never touching a skateboard again.










Liam:



"Score for me! In your face, Payne." You shouted in Liam's face. He only shook his head and laughed. Liam had a off day, so we decided to play basketball together, at the park. You were beating Liam by 10 points, but you knew he's letting you win. You raced to shoot the ball in the net, but Liam slapped it out your hands. You turned around and folded my arms. "No fair. You're like a thousand feet taller than me." "Oh, don't cry." Liam teased, passing the ball to you. "I'm not." You pouted. You caught the ball and threw it to Liam. You threw it a little too low, hitting him in his balls. "Payne, going down." Liam announced, falling to the ground. You went over to him. "Liam, I am so sorry. I didn't mean. Oh god. I'm a horrible girlfriend. I buried my face in my hands. Liam jumped up and grabbed the ball, making a three pointer. "Whose face is it in now, Y/L/N?" Liam shouted. You gasped. He faked it. Before you could accuse him, he cut me off. "Got you." You simply laughed and threw the basketball at him.











Niall:


"Y/N, where's the donuts? We had like two left." You heard Niall shout from the kitchen. You looked down at your lap. You had a napkin and it's contents were a half donut and crumbs of another one. Niall was going to freak. You quickly stuffed the other half into your mouth and hid the napkin. You heard Niall enter the livingroom. "Babe, did ya hear me? Where's the donuts?" He asked. You turned your head from his view and wipe your mouth of the crumbs. You turned back. " I don't know. They were in there, last time I checked. I'll go check." You got up to go check. "Wait. What's that?" Niall asked, walking over to the couch. You quickly whipped around. You noticed Niall examining the couch, right where you put the napkin. You "What's what?" You ask nervously. You walked closer and stood in front of him. "Wait, love. Move, I'm trying to see this." He moved over but you moved with him. You did this for a few minutes, until Niall started tickling you. You started moving all over the place. Your legs and arms flying. You felt you leg collide with Niall's body. The tickling stopped. You opened your eyes to see Niall on the ground. "Niall, are you alright?" You went to him. "No, you ate the last donuts." Niall lifted his hand from his area and slipped the napkin from behind you. You couldn't help but laugh. You had just hit him in the balls ,but he was more concerned about the donuts. You promised to buy him some new donuts.






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