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The fucking Tag

*-Shinozaki- interview me *

Me: Once again. . . . *sigh* .... K... let's do this one more time. . .

Sooooooooooo . . . my lil' Shinozaki-kun fucking taged me again and 'cause shes my lil' kawaii pumpkin. . . THIS SEMPAI WILL ANSWER HER! 

Here my lil' cutie:

Shino-kun: 1. The song that you are singing in your head right now?

me: Fuck my perv mind. . . this shit repeat in my mind again and again and fucking AGAIN....

Shino-kun: 2. Name one super-stupid moment in your life?

me: My whole life is fucking super-stupid sooooo....yeah... next!

Shino-kun: 3. Favorite part of the day?

me: I really like the sunset and the sunrise but I Fucking love the midnight. . .'cause i love the moon if you're wondering why.

Shino-kun: 4. On a scale from glitter to Elton John, how fabulous are you?

me: PEWDIEPIE and DIRK STRIDER AT ONCE!!!! 

BITCH PLEASE!!!

Shino-kun: 5. Favourite colors?

me: *atractive sempai mode activated* *soft voice* The color of your eyes. . . (and black, white and grey) 

Shino-kun: 6. What do you hate doing?

me: Pretend to be happy! It's the worst thing I have to do everyday and I hate it the most!

Shino-kun: 7. One inspirational guote?

me: Every morning ... when I wake up again...  I wash my tears with  ignorance , I hide my pain with happiness and I survive until night . . . when I die again . . . 'cause I'm a fighter ... And a fighter never give up even if he died! 

Shino-kun: 8. Name the first object on your right?

me: *feel super ankward* m-my m-mot-ther! . . . (and she fucking stare at me)

Shino-kun: 9. What brought you on Wattpad?

me: *dramatic voice* The evil force of obsession and sickness . . . *back to normal* actually ... one of my friends. . .

Shiro-kun: 10. If you had the possibility, will you change your physical appearance?

me: *getting depressed* Yeah. . . I would like to change one single thing . . . my immunity . . . 'cause it's fucking sucks being so sick and weak and . . . and FUCKING DEAD INSIDE . . . #sorrymyhandslipedandImtolazytodeletthisshitsojustforgetit

Shiro-kun: 11. Favourite subject?

me: *back to normal and getting really perv* Sexual education *wink wink* No  but seriously now . . .Do you fucking know HOW FUCKING IMPORTANT IS THIS SUBJECT?.... no you don't . . . 

Shino-kun: Best type of joke in your opinion?

me: *getting in Dave Strider cosplay* 

Shino-kun: 13. Do you like/practice any sports?

me: 

*remove wet hair from face* *sexy look* Want me to teach you how to swim sweety?

Shino-kun: *blush* I-I'm done . . . I don't have a-any more questions for y-you sempai 

me: You sure? *wink wink*

Shino-kun: Y-yeah *cute blush*

me: *hug her* Oh my little blushing kitty is shy! *kiss her cheek* Let me change this wet swimming suit and then we can go to that date.

Shino-kun: W-What date?

me: The date I asked for in previous chapter . . . 

Shino-kun: O-Oh. . .that one

me: Ok I'm done... let's go! *grab her hand* Say goodbye to everyone!

Shino-kun: B-bye!

me: KISU E MATA NE MINAAAAA!!!! 

P.S.: I'm to fucking lazy for the tags but here are my questions: 

1. Favorite song?

2. Your vision of life?

3. Ships you love?

4. Favourite type of ice cream?

5. Have you ever had a crush one someone?

6. If yes . . . who . . . if no... give me a challenge?

7. Describe your last dream?

8. The most cruel nightmare you ever had?

9. Any plans for your future?

10. Mom or Dad? (who you love more)

11. Name the most ankward thing you have in your room?

12. What's your shape? (I'm a fucking pear btw)

13. *big puppy eyes* Do you love me?